You might be a redneck Master/sub...
If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck Master.
If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck Master.
If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck Master.
If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt, you just might be a redneck Master.
If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck Master.
If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, you might just be a redneck Master.
If your cane doubles as your CB antenna, you just might be a redneck Master.
If you repair your leather with duct tape, you might just be a redneck Master.
If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck Master.
If you have ever had to take along the deer you were dressing in order to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck Master.
If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from Master's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck, you just might be a redneck sub.
If fulfilling your Master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub.
If your Master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches, you just might be a redneck sub.
If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be redneck sub.
If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.
