Waldo Wants You to Know....

It's always darkest before dawn,
so if you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Always remember, you are unique
just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
to serve as a warning to others.

It is far more impressive when other discover your good qualities
without your help.

 If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them,
you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Some day you are the bug,
some days you are the windshield.

 Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Good judgment comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

How is it that we chose from just two people for president,
and from 50 for Miss America?

I must look like Jesus,
because wherever I go people are always saying,
"Christ, are you here again."