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| The thing about being gay in this lonely, two bit, redneck town is that there aren't too many of us around! Well, actually, there are more than one might think! They are just too afraid to come out and face the world as gay men. I mean, it stands to reason! In a small town it isn't as widely excepted as it would be in say, a big city! And people are more afraid of getting bashed by those guys who claim THEY are real men because they are straight! C'mon, show me a real man and I'll show you a bi man in the closet that only ACTS macho. Especially if he's downed a few beers! Yeah we all know the type. A guy doesn't care where he's gettin' a piece as long as he's gettin' it, right? |
| So being gay isn't the end of the world! It just means that you are happy ALL the time and know how to dress! |
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| The gay sperm! Ever wonder where you came from? |
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| Gay DNA Where else? |
| And have you ever noticed that gay men have the best parties? You can have as much fun as you can handle with very expencive taste in wine, cavear and champaine! And they don't mind if you want to take off all your clothes and show off the MAN that you are! |
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| Gay people always make the best friends too! And yes, there are some so called "Straight" guys out there that are envious of us. We all know this! Our "Girlfriends" are even better looking than theirs! |
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| Straight guys are such a bore! They only have one thing on their minds! Yeah we all know what THAT is! Gay guys have more than JUST sex on their minds! They have Guys, Hair, Guys, Clothes, Guys, Good Grooming, Guys, Fabulous Life Styles and, oh yes, did I meantion GUYS!?!?!! |
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| Gay men are alot like wild animals at times! But they are also very religious! Yeah, almost every night you can hear a gay man screaming "Oh God Yes! Oh God Yes! Howooooooooooollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!" |
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