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-Instant Handcuffs or Gag -One piece shaving kit (men) -One step bikini wax -Twist a long piece into a rope for restraints *smiles* -Taping people to walls, floors, ceiling, BED etc... -Just taping people up is always fun.. right Pirate? -Repair leak on blow up dolls -Reinforce phone cord after ripping if from the wall after great phonesex (Harley&Jeff) -Make a sheet for your bed -S&M -Bondage -Chastity Belt -Make really cool underwear -Fixes Freakshowsfreak McDonalds cup -Repairing Cracked Helmuts (Freak and Chaos) -Duct Tape Art deplicting ball tricks (Freak Museum) -Duct Tape to the end of a broom handle to pick up bread crumbs for Keboo -Duct Tape Chaos to his chair for Obvious reasons -Duct Tape gloves to hold on to those sheep while you mate with it . -When your bored in chat bring up the topic of duct tape and ask what they use it for -Mute function for those annoying people around you or chatters -Torture devices -To lift and seperate for when you don't want to wear a bra for those strapless occasions (not that i've tried it or anything) -Use a small piece on your cat or dogs forhead between their eyes and sit back and watch the fun... Humane Society frowns on this one too but your animal gets a lots of exercise. -Roll up some duct tape into a little roll about half an inch in diameter. Cut it in half for earplugs or nose plugs for you or him when he snores to loud and you can't hear anyone talking on Voice chat.. -Liquor cabinet lock for alcoholics (Justaproof) -Need more lighting? tape a table lamp to the ceiling (bachelor pad or garage) -Pet hair brush (use it carefully or the Humane Society will have you on their 10 most wanted list) -To climb a wall/cliff/tree just cover yourself in duct tape sticky side out. -Stay awake by taping your eyelids to your forehead, good on those long nights at the computer chatting (Droz you tired? your acting goofey go to Bed) or those long drives home late at night (also acts as reflectors to on coming cars.) -Mothers to be (Lia), or Babysitters best friend so you can tape the children together or to the Couch. (For those American friends i didn't forget you, tape them to the SOFA. AND GIVE THEM A SODA. HEHEHE!) Not that i've done this to my own children. shhhhh! -Kids tip... tape it to your annoying siblings hair and rip it out. OUCH! -If the tree starts splitting where you hang your hammock on... just duct tape around the trunk for support -Another Humane Society beware, Tape your cats paws so he doesn't scratch the shit out of you when you give it a bath. -Duct Tape your mouse pad to your desk so it doesn't move around on you -While your at it Duct Tape your keyboard, monitor, joystick to the desk too just incase you want to kick it or smack it around when your system crashes. -Digitize it to make a funky background for your webpage -xxJonesxx Duct tape some pillows to your shins for when us girls kick you. -Belly button lint remover ( i think fatboy uses this one) -A little tape to the bottom of your friends mouse is a good joke.. -Tape together some old toys and make a trophey for the person who finds the most uses for Duct Tape -What do you think would happen if we duct taped Shelby's mouth shut? would she stop whining? or explode? -P.S. disclaimer....... if duct tape won't work try superglue (pirate tip)
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