PICK UP LINES
If you're anything like the rest of us, you're absolutely crap at making the first move and horrendous at knowing what witty, sparkling thing to say that will make you appear to be the cool sophisticated love-god you are certainly nowhere near being. Don't worry because here's my top pick-up lines which, while lame and never actually working, will get you some attention.....
1.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have
to walk past again?
2. Do
you sleep on your stomach?...No?....Can I ?
3.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can easily see myself in your Calvins.
4.
Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?
5.
Your parents must be bakers because they
sure put together a great set of buns!
6.
Your parents must be thieves because someone
stole the stars from the sky and
put them in your eyes.
7.
Do
you have fifty cents? I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in
love.
8.
Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like some Irish in you?
9.
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone
number, can I borrow yours?
10.
Would you like to go home for a pizza and a fuck?....*SLAP*...What? You don't
like pizza?
11.
Your legs must be tired becauise you've been running through my mind all night.
12.
That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course,
if I were that shirt I would be coming
on you too.
13.
I
heard milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink gallons every day!
14.
Hi, my name is Mike. Don't forget, because
you'll be screaming it later tonight.
15.
Excuse me, but could you give me directions?
Where to? Your heart……
16.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
17.
Come over here and sit on my lap - we can talk about the first thing that comes
up.
18.
Excuse me, <name>, is that shirt felt? Would
you like it to be?
19.
The voices in my head say you should go out with me....
20. Hey,
is it hot in here, or is it just you.
21.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you
and I together.
22. <Gesture
for person to come over> I just made you come with one finger, imagine
what I could do with the rest of my body.
23.
Person A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Person B: No
Person A: Well then, please start.
24. If I
follow you home, will you keep me?
25.
Have you ever been licked until tears rolled
from your eyes?
26.
Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?
27.<
Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person,
then rub it on yours. Just a light touch
will do.>
"So, what do you say we get out of
these wet clothes...?"
28. (hold
up first two fingers on one hand) "Know why you should use these
two fingers
to masturbate?"
"No,
why?"
"Because
they're mine."
29.
<A walks up to B and gently pulls up his collar
and looks at the tag in his shirt.>
A: "Hmph" and a long pause. Then A
walks
away
B:
"What the hell? What was that? etc..."
A:
"Oh... I was just checking to see if it said
Made in Heaven."
30. I've
got the ship, you've got the harbor...what
say we tie up for the night?