Definite Signs of an AOL Addiction

1. You know you are an AOL addict when your alarm clock rings in the morning to wake you up, and you think you are getting IM's.
2. You know you are an AOL addict when your baby's first words are "welcome you have mail."
3. You know you are an AOL addict when everytime you talk to someone on the telephone they ask; "your phone working ok."
4. You know you are an AOL addict when after sex, instead of having a cigarette, you want to check your E-mail instead.
5. You know you are an AOL addict when you have trouble holding a glass in your hand that is bigger than your mouse.
6. You know you are an AOL addict when in spite of the fact you have two degrees you still have trouble spelling.
7. You know you are an AOL addict when AOL pays you NOT to get on-line.
8. You know you are an AOL addict when your buddy list is so long, companies in the direct mail industry want to buy it.
9. You know you are an AOL addict when your fingers move while you are sleeping.
10. You know you are an AOL addict when after you get home from work, your computer is booting before the front door slams behind you.
11. You know you are an AOL addict when it doesn't bother you one bit to wait through 1 hour of busy signals just to get online for 5 minutes.
12. You know you are an AOL addict when in the dictionary next to the word "internet", your face is in the group picture.
13. You know you are an AOL addict when in spite the fact you just got downsized from your job, and have just received an eviction notice (or if you own your house it is in foreclosure), your electricity, gas, and water are cut-off....your phone bill is paid two years in advance and you are going to Radio Shack to see if you can get some type of battery pack for your PC.
14. You know you are an AOL addict when you hate to go into a chat room unless it is more crowded than the mail the day before Christmas.
15. You know you are an AOL addict when you have a double-lifetime membership to AOL, just in case there are computers in heaven (or hell for that matter).

This list was sent to me via e-mail by my friend Tiger at AOL

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