New and Innovative Bumper Stickers

• Clones are people two.
• Entropy isn't what it used to be.
• Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
• Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
• Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!
• A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
• A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
• Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
• COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
• Editing is a rewording activity.
• Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
• Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
• Help stamp out, delete, and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
• I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
• My reality check just bounced.
• Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
• What if there were no hypothetical questions?
• Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
• No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
• Boycott shampoo!!! Demand REAL poo!.
• A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious.
• No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes.
• A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.
• If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
• A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life.
• Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out.
• Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
• Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen.and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives.
• My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
• As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... Mess It Up.
• Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.
• Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
• It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
• Never Under Estimate The Power Of... Termites.
• You Can Lead A Horse To Water But... How?
• Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
• No News Is... Impossible.
• A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
• You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
• If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.
• Love All, Trust.. Me.
• The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.
• An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
• Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.
• Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
• A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
• Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.
• Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed.
• Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And... You Have To Blow Your Nose.
• Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.
• If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
• You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
• When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.
• I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
• A goodie of my own: You're never alone with... MPD.

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