Canis Lupus's Ultimate Guide to a more fullfilling life

1. Rules are made to be broken.
2. Look adorable when you misbehave.
3. Comfort should never be underestimated.
4. Obedience is important, train those you love.
5. Never ask permission to defy society... just do it.
6. Loving animals is a sign of benevolence.
7. Take advantage of those puppy eyes of yours whenever possible.
8. When all else fails...look guilty.
9. If you stare at a human long enough, they'll leave you be.
10. Keep your body in tune with the Earth.
11. Being built for speed and not pleasure has its survival advantages.
12. If a human abhors animals, e isn't a human you want to befriend.
13. If it's not sloppy and wet.. it isn't a kiss.
14. Remember to always tell humans where they can pet you best.
15. Be ready for a tummy rub at a moment's notice.
16. Leave room in your hectic schedule for a good long nappypoo.
17. If you got it, flaunt it.
18. Learn to follow your nose and trust your inner radar readings.
19. Don't be afraid to leave your mark.
20. If it isn't nailed down, it's fair game.
21. Any time is Scooby Snackie time.
22. There isn't such a thing as too much affection, too much love, too much fun or even too many yummy desserts.
23. If things don't go your way: howl.
24. You're never too old to learn new nifty tricks.
25. Puppies are smarter than older beasts.. listen to them nore often.
26. Always make time to play with your pack members.
27. Never leave your house without your ID.
28. Be creative, there are a lot of things, yet to be discovered in your house.
29. Always greet others with either a tail wag or a goofy smile.
30. Tell a joke to a stranger... you'll make eir day.

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