There aren't really any lesbians. That is, women born, raised and hailing directly from the island of Lesbos, in this day and age. However, the word itself literally means: "No men, no way, no how, and that's final. Deal with it!" - Luisa Machado (Canis_Lupus' step-mother)
Sensual Respites at Lambda Moo :was originally named Sex Room II, by the long gone and recycled character: Slaver. But one day as I, Canis_Lupus was hanging around one day with Slaver and other Lambda Moo characters, I can't seem to recall, Slaver was itching to find an appropriate name, for the place because he felt, Sex Room II, left much to be desired.
So I, in mah usual outrageous burst of insane creativity asked, "How about Sensual Respites?" It was meant as a joke, actually. Yet, Slaver liked it so much that he took the name I had suggested. And so a lengendary sex room to end all sex rooms was born. Later, I was named the mascot by Slaver because of two main reasons: my frequent appearances in SR and my shameless lupine style of jumping up for treats, characters and occasional guests would throw at me.
The tradition however continues, I have graduated, from slabs of raw cow meat, to Scooby Snacks. So, if you are ever in Lambda Moo, be sure to have a handful of them for me. I'll be sure to wag my tail and howl at you., as you can see, in the above photo.
Keep your description brief and to the point. Be
creative and have a ball with it.
When describing yourself, try to not use terms such as: horny,
wet, etc.
Also try to avoid graphic and tiring descriptions of your
genitals. This is aimed mostly at men who have been known to boast about their genital
attributes.
Most people in SR are aware that all present have
genitals, let it rest on that assumption.
Do not page characters or other guests demanding
net sex. This is terribly annoying and not to mention rude.
If you have any questions to address to an unknown character or
guest. Please do so publically, if it's an unwanted "wanna f*ck" type of page,
those present will know about it. So why go thru all of that to get the same
result?.Unless, of course, you know them and simply want to have a private conversation.
If you are ever in a situation where your requests for sex are
rejected, take it with dignity and move on. Don't have a puppy fit about it, doing so will
only aggravate the situation.
Asking and whining ad nauseaum for net sex does not help matters.
It's best, I have discovered to start a conversation and wait to see what happens.
Try to keep an open mind about the people who visit SR.
Do not assume that everyone there is either: heterosexual or gendered dichotomous:
male/female.
Last but not least, please refrain your urge to harrass
people who aren't of either your sexual or gender orientation. Abusive behavior will not
be tolerated. If you have a problem with said individuals, for whatever reason, move on to
someone who's more in tune with your particular lifestyle
Where are all the horny babes?
Are there any sexy horny babes in here?
Where are you from?
Hey babe, wanna f*ck?
What gender are you?
What the f*ck is a Spivak?
If you are a male never ask a lesbian: Why don't you want
me?
Make the best of your stay at SR.
You might meet someone interesting enough, you'll never know until you try.
Try to keep your sense of humor. Don't take things so seriously
that you're unable to have fun.
But, most of all, relax and chill out. It is, after all, called Sensual
Respites. Hope to see you there!
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