Behold.. What have we got here? Something completely different, a transgendered dyke or an extreme butch whichever way you wish to call it. Yes! This is what a dyke on testosterone looks like... or should look like. This is how the famous wolfie actually looks like, out there in the real world. Are you shocked? Amused? Bemused? Dissapointed? Either way, I can safely say for myself, testosterone has been very good to me. Would you not agree? .
I know, I'm not a man...and I've come to the conclusion that I'm probably not a woman either. The trouble is, we're living in a world that insists, we be one or the other. -Kate Bornstein-
- Flirting.
- Alcohol.
- Cartoons (Looney Tunes, Flintstones, The Simpson, Dr. Katz, etc)
- Nintendo.
- French and Italian Pastries.
- Sensual input of any kind.
- Affection.
- Verbal intercourse.
- Verbal Tango.
- Equestrian dancing.
- Sensual lottery.
Overall appearance: Deceptively sofisticated with the heart and mind of a self educated proletariat.
Unusual Markings:
A tatoo of a wolf howling at the moon, on eir left upper arm.
A set of pitch black rabbit pawprints, on eir left upper shoulder.Verbal Skills
Languages:
Spanish
English.
Academese.
Languages and dialects e can parrot well , yet lacks total fluency, due to lack of practice:
Languages:
French
Italian
Portuguese
Polish
Russian.
Dialects:
Hillbilly lingo: Kentuckian, Alabaman and basic Southern accent.
General Mexican lingo.
Venezuelan lingo, from all regions, also including Margarita Island dialect.
Basic Argentinian dialect.
Basic Chilean dialect.
Basic Nicaraguan dialect.
Basic Peruvian dialect.
Basic Ecuadorian dialect dialect.
Basic Colombian dialect.
Drunken British diplomat dialect.
Puerto-Rican also known as Spanglish.
Spaniard basic dialect and the dialect of Galicia.
Typoese.
Currently working on parroting, semi-successfully, a basic Australian accent.
Cabin Fever Extravangazas
Paris.
Geneva.
Caracas.
The East Coast of the US of A.
E also travelled extensively throughout South America during eir adolescence. Oh! The things some puppies do during those hormonal surges.
Gender and Sexual Orientation Trivial Facts
Gender status: Spivak.
Sexual identity: Polyglot
Past sexual identity affiliations: Dykehood and bisexual .
Marital status: Got my own pwivate Idaho!
Education: Secondary School graduate level only. The rest has been self-taught.
Culinary abilities:Extremely diverse and multiculturally well versed.
Reasons why e calls emself a well hung dyke
As stated earlier, testosterone has been very good to em and eir genitalia. You figure it out.
Has an honorary minor in animal husbandry after having owned pets through-out eir life, with two not so recent feline acquisitions:
Shoni: the cuddle slut
Che: the affection monger
Samuel: The Resident Groomer
Maxwell : The Mewler
Knows how to play pool. E isn't good at it but used to be.
Has an honorary minor in contact sports: rugby and softball.
Owns two leather jackets: One biker jacket and one bomber jacket. Plus a pair of combat boots and a pair of byker boots. Sorry, no motorcycle yet.
Owns a black army jacket with rainbow stripes on the left pocket and one rainbow patch , on the left shoulder.
Owns more flannel shirts than anyone e knows.
Cannot tolerate the following singers: Meg Christian, Holly Near and Chris Williamson, etc, because they are the worst singers the dyke world has ever produced. Caveat: Listening to the artists mentioned above can be, as repulsive a thought as, drinking an entire bottle of liquid mollases or code oil. Ack!
Everything e owns is practical and efficient.
E was born with a toolbox in one hand and an electronics chip inside eir brain.
E is totally daft on subjects such as: Bra, dress sizes and make up tips. Has been known to shudder, at the mere mention of the word: panties
E still keeps up with Women's Tennis Tournaments every year since e was a puppy and has been in love of Gabriella Sabatini for years. Yowsa!
E lost eir virginity to a female classmate (Sometimes a kiss isn't just a kiss). Subsequently, all eir sexual knowledge was learned from females.
Has a minor in Lesbian Studies and an obscure major in Women's Studies. What in the heck are those anyway?
Knows all the terms used in the dyke dictionary and has made up terms of eir own to annoy the most separatist of dykes.
Always maintains eir claws neatly trimmed.
Is very familiar with the term: Dyke drama and has been known to be a crucial character, from time to time, to these often useless and long plots.
Is also familiar with the term: Lesbian Bed Death syndrome.
Upon eir birth, e remembers thinking, "Oh durn it! I'll never put myself thru this in my lifetime."
E has been known to flirt with chycks more often and more outrageously than a Latin male could possibly manage, in a druken stupor.
E's famous for the following hunting technique: Shake, rattle and roll
E attended Catholic school where e learned that if you play your cards right and have a knack for corruption, Catholic School can be a paradise made in hell.
Has a genetical defect that prevents em from bonding with idjits.
Last, but not least, at any get togethers in mixed groups, you can always find em with a cluster of females. Tho, lately, e has been caught red handed, much to the shock of female pals of em, bonding with males, in a most obscene manner.
Various Interests
Fave hobby: Anything of the Geeky nature that is technological related.
Literacy status: Bookworm to the core.
Favorite reading topics: Gender construction and deconstruction, feminism, spy thrillers, suspense and the occasional trashy title, just to relax by.
Most disliked books: Anything written by the Danielle Steel genre. Better known as romance novels of any kind, regardless of sexual orientation hallmarked, in said dubious works of verbal art.
Lesser known yet extremely rewarding pastimes:
Destroying gender myths either thru workshops or the occassional, one to one encounters, asking that perpetual nagging question: "Can you feel the insedious noose of gender chocking you so yet?"
Invading women only spaces and becoming, the second place winner of the Drag King of Philadelphia 1996 Contest, for example. Ack! 1 point away from dee crown, so close and yet so far... sigh and grins.
Terrorizing cyber worlds, in often hilarious and not so hostile take overs, leaving the hostages behind asking: "Who was that eloquently hilarious Wolfie?"
Organizational affiliations
Treasurer of BiUnity of Philadelphia: The Philadelphia Bisexual Organization.
GrassRoot Queers of Philadelphia.
Former Editor of BiFocus (no longer in print)
Proud member and co-founder of the Malevolent Society of Lambda Moo.
Former member and co-founder of Dissident Queers.
Proud Member of the Gurst Posse at Lambda Moo.
Member and Secretary of Defense of L.A.B.I.A (Lesbian and Bisexual Individuals Association.
Magazines and Newsletters where e has published articles:
Binet USA. Summer 1994: Gender Wars or being TG does not mean having the best of both worlds.
Chrysalys: The Journal of Transgressive Gender Identities .Vol 2, No. 2.: Wish you could see my real body: Revelations of an F2M with MPD.
BiFocus:The Philadelphia Bisexual Newsletter. Fall 1993, Vol.2, No.4: Gender Wars or being TG does not mean having the best of both worlds. Originally published in this newsletter.
BiFocus: The Philadelphia Bisexual Newsletter. Winter 1993/1994. Issue #9. An essay in realism.
TRANZINE Press: Issue 4 Summer 1996: Confessions of a gender anarchist or why I exiled myself from the FTM brotherhood.
TRANZINE Press: Issue 6. Winter 1996: Well, I don't think you exist either: The pitfalls of being a gender anarchist
Button collection:
Not tonight, dear... It's a felony.
If you are what you eat. Will I be you in the morning?
Why be normal?
I'm a shameless agitator.
So many books, so little time.
I might be transsexual.
I think therefore; I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh.
Well, I don't think you exist either.
I support Transgender Rights.
Warm Fuzzy Dyke.
I'm bisexual but I'm not attracted to you.
And a gift from a scruffy bunny: I use to run with wolves but now I sleep with cats.Copyright © 1998, Mikhail Pokrovscky. All rights reserved
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