Things to do in a boring movie

• Wear a top hat.
• Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
  
• Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. And if you're queer, say "Ewwww gross."
• Clap when the good guy gets killed.
• Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
• Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for your asthma.
• During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
• Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "That's men fer ya!"
• Should the heroine in the movie be running away from the villian in high heel shoes, yell "You won't go far on those pumps, honey."
• Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
• Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
• Yell out what is going to happen.
• Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
• Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
• Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
• Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
• Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"

This was a contribution from Deebers from AOL.

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