Things You Don't Want to Hear when Lying on the Operating Table

• Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
• Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
• "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
• Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
• Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
• Dang, there go the lights again...
• "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
• What's this doing here?
• I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
• That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
• I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
• What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
• Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
• And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
• OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
• This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
• Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
• Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
• What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
• She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
• Dang! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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