Blonde's Revenge

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.
What is the difference between a brunette and garbage? Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
What's a brunette's mating call ? " Has the blonde left yet?"
What did the brunette say after having sex? " Are you guys all on the same team?"
Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ? Because they can't keep their calves together.
What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her.
What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ? That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.
What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet? Some men have never been in a 747.
How does a brunette turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

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