The Twelve Steps for the Moo Addicted

LambdaMoo Addicts is a community of men, women and other non-gendered beings who share their time with each other so they may exchange textually ridden addictive behavior and persuade others to do the same. So that even the guests may acquire a character in said Moo and continue the Lambda tradition of only living to Moo.

Membership is open to all who share a desire to continue compulsive Moo behavior. There is no other requirement. Our common goals are to become addicted to Mooing and to stop Real Life from interfeering with our Moo lives.

Lambda Moo Addicts is supported through pavlovian contributions from characters. We are certainly not affiliated with any other twelve-step programs, nor are we a part of any other organization. We do not support, endorse outside causes or issues, such as Real Life.

Lambda Moo Addicts is an intensive program based on the principles and traditions of The Nerd Society. We are grateful to The Nerd Society for this gift which makes our addiction possible.

1. We admit we are powerless over addictive Moo behavior that our lives had become unmanageable. Yowsa!
2. Come to believe that a Power greater than ourselves that being the Wizardry at Lambda Moo could never restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the Wizards at Lambda Moo as we understand all the programming involved in homesteading at Lambda Moo.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and discovered that we'd rather Moo than to pay our bills. .
5. Admitted to the Wizard, to ourselves, and to other Lambda Moo characters the exact nature of Real Life and that it sucks big time.
6. Were entirely ready to have the Wizards reap us of our character if we do not log on within the allotted time to keep our characters current.
7. Humbly ask the Wizards to remove our program bits if we do not conform to Lambda Moo rules and regulations.
8. Made a list of all characters we have known and became willing to add them into our personal interesting list so that we can use greeting verbs as soon as they long on.
9. Continue to take personal inventory by way of checking our quota and when we realized we may not be able to built that precious virtual object we thought about during our so called working hours.
10. Sought through paging and building verbs to improve our conscious contact with Wizards as we understood them, praying only for knowledge of Lambda's will for us and the power to carry that out.
11. We admit that we no longer have a notion of anything aside from net sex and Moo programming codes at Lambda Moo.
12. Having had a quasy spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we try to carry this message to other Moo addicts and to practice these principles in our lives.

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