From: "Malisa Sophia Reeve-Powell" Subject: (SRU) Chewy, Chewy : The Old Man Vs. Mike Tyson Date: Wed, 2 Jul 1997 00:03:38 +1200 Again another story from Cabinessence (MDW). And once again if you want to give comments, just send them to me and I will forward them on to him. Luv Malisa **** Chewy, Chewy : The Old Man Vs. Mike Tyson (A SRU Quickie) by Cabinessence (MDW) Yes it's the "Man In The Robe" Vs. The "Chewer From The Sewer". Let's get ready to rumble. Mike Tyson was desperate to escape the glare of the media after Saturday night's fight. Then he remembered the little shop down at the mall called Spells R' Us. Hadn't the old man used his magic once before to turn him from "Linoleum" Mike Tyson to "Iron" Mike Tyson? Maybe he could find him a way out of this mess. But he knew he had to be careful, Don King had once threatened the old man and his hair hasn't been the same since. "Hey there old man, long time no see, I really need your help." "Mike what came over you the other night. I'd expect that kind of behavior from a vampire, but not from a professional boxer like yourself. You know, I almost lost the shop on the money I bet on you. You should really be ashamed of yourself." "Oh I am. I don't know what came over me. He just looked so tasty." "Well what do you want me to do for you? Curb your craving for dark meat?" "No, I need to get away from all this. Maybe a new start, then I could come back when all of the stuff has blown over." "Hmm, I may have something. " The old man reached down below the counter and pulled out a vial of green liquid. "What's that stuff ? It won't make me into a bimbo or something like that?" "My dear Mike, to transform you into a bimbo would be redundant, as well as an effrontery to women. No, this will help you achieve exactly what you came in here for." "Okay" and with this Mike takes the vial and drinks it's contents. Suddenly he begins to shrink. He then disappears into his clothes that reform into a baby's blanket. The former champ was now about one year old. "Yes Mike, now you'll have your chance for a new start." , The old man then picks up a teething ring and put it in his mouth. "And now when you want to bite down on something, try this. At least this would only cost me about a buck." Baby Mike began to cry and the old man scooped him up in his arms. "Don't worry Mike I won't leave you that young forever. Why soon I will let you grow up a little. I hear that Life cereal is looking for a new Mikey. Someone who will eat anything. You'll do fine." And the old man started to laugh.