From: "Eddie Glover" Subject: Spells R' Us: Gangs Date: Sat, 2 Nov 1996 17:06:52 -0000 Spells R' Us How to Deal With Gangs The shopkeeper frowned as he saw the same punks trash the mall day after day. It was only a matter of time before they hit him as well. The huge dog that he kept to guard things played a part in their saving his store for last, namely the dog was big, mean, and would was soon bite somebody as look at them! "You go into the back, I've got a little suprise for these hoodlums!", he laughed. He gestured at the locked door and it clicked open, even as he took all the items into the back that WOULDN'T be benificial. He leaned back and clicked on the television, waiting for them to get their nerve up. Jason Rallings looked over at the strange shop for the second time, it seemed unlocked...and the lights were off! "Don't even think it!", Tony Villenzo snapped, "I've heard some weird stuff about that place...weird stuff!", he growled. "But...man you ain't scared are you!?", Jason laughed. Tony frowned, he knew that Jason had wanted to take over the gang for some time now, and making him look like a coward would be a good start. "I ain't scared of nothing!", Tony growled again. "Let's go.". Jason and the other three members, Hal, Ramon, and Tyrone, all followed Tony in...each a little more scared than he'd admit to his friends. Tony looked around as he entered...the place seemed deserted! Most of the stuff was gone, apparently the old man who ran this place must have noticed their recent acts. Tony grinned at that, he loved the attention more than the actual crime. People noticed him, that was what he craved. "Man! Look at this Tony!", Tyrone whistled while examining a glass case with what appeared to be a golden lamp inside. "Reversal Wish Lamp, handle with care.", Tony read from the marker. "Wish? You think there's anything to this magic stuff?", Jason scoffed. Ramon smashed the case open and grabbed the lamp, "One sure way to find out!", he laughed. "Let's check the back.", Tony said firmly. "GRRRR!!!!", a huge dog snarled as it raced from the back of the store. "Jesus!", Tony screamed while running out the door. "Shit! It's Cujo!", Tyrone howled while just beating the beast to the door. They stood outside the door watching the dog...and it sure seemed like that dog was....smiling? "This is too weird man!", Hal groaned. "Let's get away from here, we've got to try this lamp out!", Ramon laughed. "Let's just sell it, I don't believe in this magic!", Jason growled. The shopkeeper watched the gang race off as he patted the dog that he paid to watch his store. "Don't worry my friend, they'll get exactly what they wish for....for a little while!", he laughed. He examined the glass case and smirked, "Oh my. Did I forget to put this new sign up for that....I have to be more careful!", he laughed. He tossed the sign he carried into the trash which read, "Reversal Wish Lamp---Handle with Care, wish will reverse in one hour after being wished.". He looked at his watch and grinned, "Our friends should be enjoying themselves by now. You stay here boy, I'm going downtown for a little...entertainment!", he laughed. Ramon held the lamp as they sat at a table in the strip club they frequented. The T & A Cafe was a sleazy pit but with nearly no crowd at this time it served their purpose. He watched a scuzzy blonde, well into her forties and sagging, come onto stage. He wished for her to be a sexy, young, firm-breasted beauty. "Holy shit!", Tony gasped as the blonde's sagging tits swelled larger and regained their firmness. Her hair turned silky and golden blonde, cascading down her shoulders in waves. Her ass was firm, plump and filled out her panties much better now. She was a twenty-one year old now, sexy as possible and firm in all areas! "It worked!", Jason screamed in shock, "Give me that!", he howled. Ramon wished, "I wish for all of us to be the most handsome men in the world! Also the women in this bar will all become our dream women and be in love with us!", he commanded. Tony felt weird for a moment as his muscles bulked, as he grew larger, stronger. He looked down at the massive bulge in his pants and grinned, this was perfect! Then the six strippers who'd been in the bar swayed out, all now young and buxom. They were each a man's sex fantasy come to life and quickly showed their new bodies to the men they loved. The shopkeeper lit a cigar as he watched form the shadows, "Live it up guys.", he chuckled, "You've got about fifty five minutes before the REAL fun begins!". Tony thought he heard something and pulled his face from the abundant cleavage of a chesty Latino babe. "Hey, Jason! Did you see someone over there!?", he pointed to the corner. Jason frowned, "Man, the only thing I see is these tits in my face!". About fifty-four minutes later Tony began to feel strange...as if he were shrinking. "Tony!", a buxom babe in leather yelled, "What's happening to us!?". "Who are you babe?", he asked...then realized that his voice was a sultry woman's! He looked down and gasped, "He had a pair of 44 DD breasts! He couldn't believe the weight of them as he stood up, it felt like having a barbell hanging from his chest...only this weight swung about wildly He looked around, noticing that their lovers had gone...and that all of them were now chesty babes! He saw the old man step from the shadows and snarled, "What the hell is happening to us!? Who are you!?", he yelled in the high voice he couldn't believe was his own. "Tony, in a few minutes you'll forget all about me. I just wanted to see your change in person. I knew you'd go for the wanting to be muscle men with women fawning all over you. Well as you know that is a Reversal Wish Lamp...that means your wishes reverse themselves in an hour after being wished. You were the most handsome men, now you're becoming the sexiest, most over-endowed WOMEN!", he laughed. "Also...you wished for those ladies to fall in love with you.....now all five of you will fall in love with any other man you see!", he grinned. Toni Topps swayed to the music on stage that night, her huge but firm breasts and her perfect curves drawing the wolf-whistles of all the men in the crowd. She saw an old man in the front row who seemed strangely familiar, but she was madly in love with him anyway...as she was with any man she saw. "Here Toni!", he called with a laugh. She swayed her sexy form to him and danced right in front of him. He stuck a fifty down her G-string with a grin then turned to talk to the owner of the bar. The shopkeeper laughed as he passed Ramona Ridge, J.C Juggs, Halle Hills, and Tyla Towers on the way to the shopkeeper. Their eyes caught his as he passed, a brief recognition it seemed, then a loving gaze. "I will never get used to you olf friend", the owner of the bar laughed. "That's because you have no imagination brother! You have the magic to make this a great club....without my help!", he laughed at the last. "Hey, nobody does bimbos like you!", the owner praised. The shopkeeper looked at Toni Topps again, "I suppose not. Now where is my money for this favor, five super-breasted strippers that work for nothing don't grow on trees!", he laughed. The owner slapped down five hundred dollars then chuckled, "You know. If you made a few more deals we'd have no crime in this town. I saw Tomi, that shoplifter you had turned into Miss October!", he laughed. "Hey, I try! Spreading a little chaos is hard work, now give me another drink!", he laughed. The shopkeeper spent the evening watching the new girls gyrate on stage, then spent the evening with Toni Topps, a stripper that everyone said was sure to go far. Eddie G.