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Date: Tue, 25 Feb 1997 00:40:06 -0500 (EST)
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Here is the first story of a sub-universe of the SRU universe. Anyone
that wishes to write a story based on the elements of this story should do
so. The only thing i ask is that nothing bad happens to the principal or the
secretary.
The principal has made some changes in the agricultural school,
including (1) a day-care center for unwed mothers, (2) a petting zoo to get
the younger kids in town interested in farming and animals, and other things
that you the writers can invent, although please try not get too outrageous
with the new programs the school offers. I figure that this will allow people
to write most of the common and not so common transformations that the list
deals in.
This story and the others i write in this universe can be archived if
Thomas so desires, and I hope to see what other writers will come up with, so
get writing. I'm not that great of a writer, so i'm looking forward to some
good writers to write a story or two about the high school.
If you have any comments, ideas, or questions, email me please so we
dont clog up the list with a bunch of RE's.
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SRU High School Story One : Thick Like Thieves
Principal Theodore Thompkins got out of his car, and made his
way into the mall; all the while thinking about the problems his
school was having. He had taken over the agricultural school five
months ago when the previous principal died under mysterious
circumstances, and the school had a number of discipline problems,
which he was trying to deal with one at a time. Even with the changes he
had initiated, there were a lot left to be done.
His new secretary Jane Cabot had recommended he relax for the
night, and go see the latest "Jack the Talking Mule" story in the
mall's movie theater. As he ambled by some weird store with the
name "Spells 'R' Us" over the door, he spotted Clyde Smith and his
girlfriend Bonnie Burke running out the door with some odd looking
curio. Theo ran inside to let the manager on duty know that he could
ID the two thieves and provide information to get the statue back.
"Welcome Principal Thompkins, how can I help you ?" said the
old man in the threadbare bathrobe.
"I know who those kids are that just stole that statue from
your store and i can give you their names and addresses."
"Oh, I'm not worried about those two, they will bring it back
sooner or later, in fact I'd say that by tomorrow this will all be
taken care of, so there is no need to press charges."
"How can you say that? That statue has to be worth at least
200 dollars, they are common thieves and will have fenced it by 10
o'clock," the principal stammered.
"Actually i was thinking that since you were nice enough to
offer me their names, I can help you with your school problems.
This Fortune Telling Scale would look great in your office, don't
you think? You can have 3 people get their fortunes told at once."
"I cannot afford an antique scale such as that, and it would
seem like folly in a principal's office."
"The gift is free for you, when you deal with a difficult person
at school, have them stand on the scale and the situation
will be dealt with in a satisfactory way. I would say that in less
than a month or so, your school will be back on track. You might
even be able to start the Cosmetology wing that your sister and
you had talked about, " the old man chuckled.
<How did he know about that? Theo wondered, and how will i get
that scale into my office without paying a fortune to some moving
company?>
"Don't worry about moving it Mr. Thompkins, it will be in your
office tomorrow morning when you deal with our little Bonnie
and Clyde," smiled the old man.
<Weird, he even knew their names already ? I didn't tell him
their names, thought the principal. Oh wait, Bonnie and Clyde, I'm
sure he's referring to the robbery team of legend and not the real
Bonnie and Clyde of Aggie Tech.>
"Thanks mister, how can i ever repay you?" asked Theo.
"You already have, my good man," replied the old man.
*********The next day in school***********
<hmmmm, there is the scale, just like the old man said. Now to
call Clyde and Bonnie down to the office so that I can deal with
this situation.>
Just as he was about to page Ms Cabot to announce their names
over the intercom, Bonnie and Clyde walked into his office, holding
the statue. "What can I do for you two this morning ? asked the
principal, wondering if they had finally felt pangs of guilt for
their crime spree. Theo noticed that clyde was hunched over, and
that Bonnie's large breasts were non-existent, no bulges at all
in her baggy T-shirt.
"Mr Thompkins, we both had the strangest dream last night,"
recanted Bonnie. "This old man said that will shall pay for our
theft, and that we should confess to you, so that you would fix
our punishment. When I woke up, My breasts were gone."
"... I had the same dream, and now ... MY PENIS HAS
DISAPPEARED !!! I'm totally smooth down there !!!" whimpered Clyde
in an anguished moan. "The man in the dream mentioned we can return
the stolen property, take our punishment, and then we can get on
with our lives."
"Well, I guess we now realize what it's like to have something
of value stolen, eh ? Maybe we will be respectful of others
property?" stated the principal, although he doubted that they
would ever go straight. "The scale will determine your punishment,
if you think that is fair. Please hop on the scale now."
Clyde and Bonnie stepped onto the scale holding hands,
thinking that they had gotten off easily, and hoping that the man
would give them back what they were missing when they returned the
statue.
Clyde pushed the button as the scale began to rumble.
They both started shrinking very rapidly, The principal looking on in
awe as Bonnie seemed to be swimming in her clothes, with Clyde
seemingly disappearing completely. Bonnie had a confused look
on her freckled face as Principal Thompkins took out the card and
read "problem solved." The little girl grabbed her Ken doll and cried
"I want my mommy !!!" as Theo escorted her back to the nursery.
>>>>>>>>more parts to come<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>as they are written<<<<<<<<
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