A Club, A Newsletter, A Place To Loiter
And A Whole Bunch of Internet Attitude!
By Young Moderns
- For Young Moderns
(And What Exactly Are
Young Moderns?)
(If you play golf without swearing,
you're NOT playing golf)
Addressing The Concerns
Of Women Golfers and Concerning
The Addresses of
Women Golfers. With Girl Talk And Other Wild Rumors Added Just Constantly.
Honest, Have A Look!
A SliceShank Reproduction
The
GAY
GIRLS' GLF
GROUP Is
An Exclusive Members Only Country
Club Exclusively For Country Club Members Only. Club Open Only To Exclusive
Country Members Exlusively. No Substitutions. And - By The Way - This Place
Is WAY GAY, Okay? If You Got This Far, You're Not Just A Golf Group
Member...You're The President!
Feature Articles
Or "Article-Particles",
Since We Don't Have Time To Write Them.
No Bad Caddies!It's
so hard to find good help!
Amazingly simple behavior modification
techniques that really work! (Bullying is IN, Manners are OUT!)
Plus: The Volunteer Caddy (PAY him? Very OUT!)
Design a golf course
this morning...Play it this
afternoon!
Use our blueprints to make a championship
course-includes 36 holes, 1 pond, 2 rakes.
Semi-Pro Shop
Talk
Let's Learn Links Lingo!
Some golf bums help us translate
technical jargon used by pros only! Find out more about Putting Traps,
Driving Greens, & Sand Ranges from those who know best!
COMING NEXT TEE
TIME
Funniest Four "FORES"
Fairway Fashions For
Falling
Making the Most of Many
Mulligans
Gimmies, Goners, Hazards,
& Gotchas
+PLUS+
+Expose!
"If I Didn't Cheat, I Wouldn't Eat"
+The
DAWN LAWN YAWN "Early
Tee Times Suck!"
You've already wasted time
reading this page, you really should set aside a few months to peruse the
links listed below. They are quite funny, just ask my friends, I pay them
a lot of money to say that.