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Before you change your toothpaste,
try this fun quiz. It's designed to help you evaluate and understand your love life and your ability to put it
in life's proper perspective.
Print this test out and circle
the answers of your choice. Only then should you refer to the scoring scale and interpretation at the end of the
test.
1. When you meet a person for the
first time, you wonder:
a. if he or she should be cultivated
as a friend.
b. how this person would react in bed.
c. how you can 'pick' his or her brain to better your own interests.
2. When a member of the same sex
gives you a present, you hope it is:
a. something practical.
b. something elegant that will enhance your personal appearance.
c. something you can both enjoy.
3. When you talk to people, you
usually look:
a. away.
b. into their eyes.
c. at their mouth.
4. When you come across a sexy
magazine, you:
a. throw it away.
b. read it because it really turns you on.
c. find it vaguely amusing.
5. You consider lovemaking:
a. a positive statement of love.
b. a negative act.
c. fun.
6. If you found your love life
unsatisfactory while in a permanent relationship, you would:
a. change partners.
b. discuss the problem with your doctor.
c. find a new hobby, such as sports.
7. You think lovemaking should
be:
a. for mutual satisfaction.
b. only to carry on the family tree.
c. enjoyed whenever the mood is right.
8. You:
a. have a lurking fear of love.
b. enjoy lovemaking with the right person.
c. keep looking for novel ways to express your needs.
9. When you become involved in
lovemaking, you are happiest when:
a. the other person is satisfied.
b. both of you relax with the feeling of fulfillment.
c. you have been satisfied.
10. You feel current sex education:
a. lowers moral standards.
b. is healthy, wholesome.
c. is great because it encourages greater freedom.
11. You think there should be:
a. no taboos in love making.
b. many taboos which, if broken, should be punished.
c. scientifically established taboos.
12. If you were invited to spend
a weekend at a nudist camp, you would:
a. refuse because the idea is vulgar.
b. accept for the excitement of it.
c. accept or decline for the same reasons you would any other invitation.
13. When you buy clothing, you
look for:
a. practical attire.
b. clothing that displays your body beautiful.
c. the latest fashion.
14. Your urge for lovemaking is
strongest:
a. when the lights are low and
the mood is romantic.
b. any time.
c. on a set schedule.
15. When you give a gift to an
attractive person, you:
a. feel happy you made the gesture.
b. expect to be thanked physically.
c. do it because you think he or she expects it of you.
16. When you take a shower, you:
a. enjoy having him or her with
you.
b. like to have him or her soap your back.
c. want to be alone.
17. If you were choosing a perfume
or aftershave on the basis of its name you would buy:
a. Spring Breezes.
b. Love Potion.
c. Just For You.
18. You reslove your quarrels with
your lover by:
a. an unemotional discussion of
the issues.
b. walking away until the scene has cooled down.
c. forgetting the incident in the flame of passion.
19. You prefer to sleep:
a. in a warm, well-blanketed bed.
b. in unironed sheets that smell of sunshine.
c. between satin sheets.
SCORING
Write the number of points for each answer you gave then add them up.
| 1. a-4 b-6 c-2 |
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| 2. a-2 b-6 c-4 |
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| 3. a-2 b-4 c-6 |
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| 4. a-2 b-6 c-4 |
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| 5. a-4 b-2 c-4 |
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| 6. a-6 b-4 c-2 |
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| 7. a-4 b-2 c-6 |
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| 8. a-2 b-4 c-6 |
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| 9. a-2 b-4 c-6 |
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| 10. a-2 b-4 c-6 |
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| 11. a-6 b-2 c-4 |
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| 12. a-2 b-6 c-4 |
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| 13. a-2 b-6 c-4 |
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| 14. a-4 b-6 c-2 |
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| 15. a-4 b-6 c-2 |
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| 16. a-6 b-4 c-2 |
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| 17. a-2 b-6 c-4 |
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| 18. a-4 b-2 c-6 |
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| 19. a-4 b-2 c-6 |
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Total:
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Results:
98-114 You're far too preoccupied
by sex. You miss the many other wonderful things around you. Your attitude is a parallel to those who live to eat
rather than eating to live. Cool down -- or go see a doctor.
78-96 You have more urge than good
sense. Don't measure your masculinity or feminity by conquests alone but rather by contentment and peace of mind.
You may be insecure in other facets of life.
56-76 You have a wholesome, normal
attitude toward sex. Changing times do not mortify you nor do they cause you to cast aside your own values. You
know the difference between sex and love.
40-54 You are fearful of sex and
negatively disposed even to consider the subject. Even if you do not wish to join those who feel that physical
love can be beautiful, rewarding, kind, and magnificent, give yourself the chance to consider the possibility.
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