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You would look really good in some of my wife's clothing.

But what would your wife think about that?

Beautiful sexy legs!!!! You look hottest in the "bare leg" look!!!!

See, somebody likes my no-hose look.

"I think you're ready for a bridal photo shoot!"

Is that a proposal?

"I would marry you. Never know you are a male."

Now wouldn't that be a big wedding night surprise.

"Want to get married....I mean after I pay for your operation?"

Show me the money!!!

"I wonder what you would look like pregnant. It might change your outlook on men."

Ewwww, morning sickness!

"I wish I was on the couch with you."

So, you're a couch potato?

"I would love to date you."

As in carbon dating?

"Will you meet a male from Sweden and come over to him?"

Will you buy me a Volvo?

"Dead beautiful you are!"

I have to check the obituaries more often.

"Sexy, stunning, confident all rolled into a sweat little package."

Girls don't sweat.

"You have the face and body of a runway model!"

You're comparing me to a Boeing 747?

"Get rid of those copyright e-mail addresses on your pictures."

So you're the one who has been posting my pics on pay sites.

"Absolutely gorgeous."

If I'm so damn pretty, why do I have only two web awards?

"I want to see your d***."

Believe me, there's not much to see.

"I think that you are the most beautiful lady in the world..."

I bet you say that to all the girls.

"You don't take a bad picture."

Oh, I take lots of bad pictures. I just don't keep them. I may be naive, but I'm not stupid.

"You are really cute, too young to be beautiful, but definitely on your way."

Too young??? At 39 years old???

"I love you..."

I thought men were afraid of the "L" word?

"Try bigger breasts for a more realistic look."

Believe me, I'm trying to grow them as fast as I can.

"I'd like to have you sit on my face."

I think a chair would be more comfortable.

"I demand you post where you stole those legs from."

www.eaturheartout.com

"You're gorgeous. What more can I say?"

Beautiful, sexy, cute, alluring, hot, lovely, fabulous, awesome...

"Are you Latin girl?"

No, but I do know more Spanish words than Japanese.

"If you lived next door I would ask you out."

But you'd be asking the boy next door.

"You should paint your nails..."

Life is too short to wait for nail polish to dry.

"Though you do not have a beautiful face, you really have pretty two long legs..."

Is that supposed to be a compliment?

"I fell in love with your legs."

What about the rest of me?

"...it must take lots of work to make your bod look so good!"

Uh, actually, no it doesn't (go ahead, call me a bitch).

"...you seem to be 100% woman."

Would you settle for 95% woman?

"Dump the black shoes.....HIGHER HEELS"

But what if I'm afraid of heights?

"I'm in love!!!"

A cold shower ought to take care of that.

"Show more panties"

You want pictures of my laundry?

"I think you're quite attractive...But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong!"

Oh, I don't think so.

"You are very pretty. I'm sure if you went out anywhere you would have no problem passing as a beautiful female!"

Tell that to the three people who think I look like a man.

"You are an attractive woman with sexy legs. You could raise the blood pressure of quite few guys."

Just the blood pressure?

"Hard to believe you're not real!"

Uh, I'm very real. Maybe you need to adjust your idea of reality.

"I would even pick you up in a football stadium."

Well, OK. But don't interrupt me if the San Diego Chargers are playing. (While I'm not a sports fanatic, I am a fan of the LA Dodgers and Lakers also.)

"Absolutely beautiful...you're an inspiration to other Asian CD's..."

Oh, oh...I've been promoted to "role model."

"I am a straight male. My younger brother is gay. He asked me to look at these pictures and express my thoughts/feelings..."

You mean I get two for the price of one? Which one of you is most attracted to me?

"...Many of the girls linked to Nicole are extremely attractive to me...I am really confused about my feelings."

You have nothing to worry about, unless you shout my name while making love to your girlfriend ( "Uh...uh...I'm sorry honey. Believe me, he, I mean, she doesn't mean anything to me..." ).

"You're the girl of my dreams..."

And the boy of your nightmares...

"Wanna get married?"

Sure, but only if you're a 30-something Asian female, wear a size 4 dress and size 7-1/2 shoes (I need to increase my wardrobe).

"Very lovable"

My mother thinks so. (If she only knew what her son was doing in his spare time.)

"denise03 rates low because of a very strange shadow around your head"

That's not a shadow, it's a halo.

"You are certainly accomplished at our art"

Practice, practice, practice.

"Although I am 3" taller than you I am 3 years younger, thus equally as feminine"

The new math?