DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of
money, time, and energy to get better acquainted
with a person whom you don't especially like in the
present and will learn to like a lot less in the
future.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.
Despite being advised to do so, many women have
difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not
necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to
the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her
chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your
acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping
with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man,
which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard
to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little
qualities that initially attract two people to each
other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to
do it more often than he does.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible
to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a
particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely
horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person
appears to be is directly proportionate to how
unattractive your date is.