Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were
driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving
along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving
conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an
accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?(Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling****.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either.