"Honk if you love Jesus"

I got this new bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you love Jesus." I was driving my car the day I got it, and I came upon a red light. I just sat there in my car, enjoying the glorious day, and I heard a honk. "OH!" I turned around, and saw a man with a distressed look on his face, and I thought, "Well, at least he loves Jesus." So, I just kept on sittin there, and more honking. I mean, people were just honking like there was no tomorrow, so I turned around and waved. There was a whole row of cars behind me, and they were ALL honking! I thought to myself..."What a day today is. What faith."

So, as I smiled, I looked back, and someone was waving, but with only one finger. I turned back to my kids and said, "What does that mean?" and my sons looked at each other, and one of them turned to me and said..."Uh..it's the Hawaiian good luck symbol." So, I turned around and gave it right back.

As I sat there, I saw a man yelling out his window..."Mother Trucker!!" and I thought...that man must really love his mother. What humility. Then, I heard another man yell, "Jesus Christ!!" and I thought.."This must be one of the most spiritual days of my life."

I looked up and saw that the light was green, so I pulled away just in time for the light to change back to red, and as I drove off, I looked back and gave that Hawaiian good luck symbol one more time.