is for Foreskin. The impassioned manifestos against circumcision that homosexuals are constantly nailing to delivery-room doors are filled with intense indignation, especially those disseminated by USA, the Uncircumcised Society of America, a sort of Save-the-Whales group for the prepuce whose members have actually written anthems in celebration of the foreskin. The following, for instance, is intended to be sung to the tune of "America the Beautiful":
Oh hood divine, O skin sublime,
O foreskin dark or fair. . .
O wrinkled tip, O pouting lip
Your beauty is all there.
Unveil, unveil man's tool of life
And cover it again. . .
The thrills are true, the pleasure too;
Why can't all men own you?
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