Blonde Jokes

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilezed.

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowlingball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumor.

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag later.

Q.What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.

Q. How does a blonde turn on the light after sex.
A. She opens the car door.

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends.

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. the more you bang them the looser it gets!

The normal rooster says "cockadoodledoo, the retarded one sayd "doodlecockadoo" and what does the blonde rooster say?
"anycockwilldoo"