Mitch’s Second Annual Valentine’s Day

 

Bitter Single Women’s Pity Party

 

Next Friday, February 14^th at 4:00 PM

 

 

 

Come celebrate and sublimate your neediness by consuming mass quantities of totally meaningless, highly refined carbohydrates.

 

Entertainment to include readings of literary works by totally bummed out bitter women of the past:

 

v     Edna St. Vincent Millay

v     Sylvia Plath

v     Virginia Woolf

v     Jean Rhys

v     (Sidonie Gabrielle) Colette

v     Dorothy Parker

 

Attendees are encouraged to participate in reciprocal hair braiding, toenail polishing and singing choruses of “Kumbaya”.

 

If you’re married and receive this invitation, it’s not a mistake.  Just because you’re married doesn’t mean you’re not bitter.  You’re just a member of a burgeoning group, the Bitter Single Woman emeritus.