The Lesbian Litmus Test


Still confused? Lighten up a bit and take the LLT (Lesbian Litmus Test). Don't worry about your privacy, the answer will only be visible to your machine (no record is kept in this site).


  1. Gender:

  2. Age:

  3. Hair style:
    Undecided
    Always short
    Mostly short
    Mostly long
    Always long

  4. You wear trousers when
    Undecided
    Always
    Most of the time, including in formal ceremonies
    Whenever I don't have to wear a skirt
    I don't feel like wearing skirts, but I wear trousers more often.
    I don't feel like wearing skirts, but I wear trousers less often.
    I never wear trousers

  5. Being married (to a man) is:
    Undecided
    a waste of your life
    necessary for convenience
    something that you have to do sooner or later
    something that you need to do to have children
    something that you've longed for

  6. When you see an attractive woman, the first thing you think of is:
    Undecided
    envy her
    never been attracted to a woman
    Ok, she looks good, but I don't care
    well, she is attractive, but one of my best friends is more attractive
    wondering whether she is straight
    a scheme to get to know her

  7. When you see an attractive man, the first thing you think of is:
    Undecided
    envy him
    never been attracted to a man
    Ok, he looks good, but I don't care
    well, he is attractive, but one of my best friends is more attractive
    wondering whether he is straight
    a scheme to get to know him





My guess:

This litmus test is provided as is for amusement only, don't take the answer seriously. Remember that there is no clear cut distinction between lesbian, bi-sexual, and heterosexual women. If you're really confused, please see a real psychologist (ina_dyke is not one).

Created on: Oct 21 1997, Last Updated on: Oct 21, 1997

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