This is Alice in Genderland,
She was just dreaming, you understand.
Alex lay down to have a  short doze,
And as he lay down in sweet repose,

A little white rabbit came running by,
Looked at his watch and said, "Oh, my."
"If I don't find Alice", he also said,
"I think the Red Queen will have my head."

Then he turned round, saw Alex there,
"Come here at once girl, don't stand and stare."
"But, but," said Alex, "you don't understand."
But the rabbit came up and took his hand.

"Now, now, my dear, I know you're afraid,
Probably something the Red Queen has said."
"Now stand up my dear, and do come along,
The Red Queen is waiting to hear your song."

So Alex stood up, and to his dismay,
His everyday clothes had all gone away.
He seemed to be wearing a pretty  pink dress,
And his tousley hair which was always a mess,
Was hanging in ringlets, way down past his ears,
And suddenly Alex burst into tears.

Instead of the boots that should be on his feet,
He had little high heels that looked ever so neat.
And little pink stockings came up to his knees,
And under his dress he could feel a soft breeze.
He lifted the dress, in the utmost despair,
Found little white petticoats rustling there.

And little pink panties were up round his waist,
And he quickly smoothed down the dress in great haste.
Now the Rabbit said, "Alice, please do come along,
And try and start acting as though you belong."

Poor Alex was crying and in a great fright,
And the rabbit was pushing with all of his might.
And they came at last to a hole in the ground,
And the little white rabbit, without looking round,

Jumped into the hole holding Alex's hand,
And with a slight bump, they landed on sand.
"Now come along, Alice, we really must go,
We have to find pretty maids all in a row."

Now Alex was finding  that wearing a dress,
Seemed to relieve a lot of his stress.
And the thought of his panties gave him a rush,
And the swish of his petticoats gave him a blush.