Whenever new year rolls around.
We must make resolutions,
Even though there are some things,
For which there's no solutions.

We have to try and think of things,
That we can do the best,
In my case, you can bet your life,
That it is getting dressed.

So, here and now I do resolve,
To be more feminine,
To wear a dress or skirt and blouse,
And trousers I'll decline.

I'll throw away those rotten shorts,
And vests and hairy socks,
No more will I walk around,
Like all those macho jocks.

I'll wear my silky underwear,
And garter belts and slips,
And I will put some makeup on,
And lipstick on my lips.

I'll let my hair grow very long,
And set it in a curl,
And people passing in the street,
Will say, "Who is that girl?"

Janey Lang
1st.Jan