'Neath the tree, there are panties,
And all kinds of scanties.
And they're all for me ,
"Cos I am TV,
Living in a TV wonderland.

There are skirts, there are high heels,
And you know, just how that feels,
Walking on air,
Because you are there,
Living in a TV wonderland.

A sister calls to say she's at a party,
She says to me, "My, Dear, are you en femme?"
I say, "I am always, that you know dear."
She replies, "Then you are welcome, Ma'am."

So I dress, in my garters,
And that's just for starters,
With stockings and slips and a song on my lips,
I'm living in a TV wonderland.

Janey Lang
3rd. Nov.1997.