Random Thoughts Sept 22, 1997

She wrote to tell me that nice girls would not let Beethoven look up their skirts.

Please notice my new 5" red strap heels. I love them, but will need much more practice buckling the straps. The poster on the wall is a personally autographed copy presented to me by Jahna Steele after her show "Boy lesque" in Hawaii, two years ago. My wife and I were there for our 25th anniversary. Jahna picked me out of the crowd, brought me up on center stage, and sat on my lap doing her show. Is she ever a feather weight, with an itsy bitsy waist. At the time, I was squeezed into a 3X tank top and Bermuda shorts, with hair all over my legs, arms, and chest. Could she possibly see through all that, to the real me in the photo here? I'll have to email her, I'm sure she won't remember me, but I always remember that evening. If you are really daring I have a photo of me one month later. But remember I warned you not to look, so don't complain afterwards. BARBIENOT

How can you tell the difference between a good looking CD and a genetic female? Other than the plumbing; I think a main difference between CD's and genetic females, is that CD's enjoy being called girls. Genetic females over age 21 want to be called women. I know the first time, Gwen referred to me as girl, I got a thrill. Certainly more so than, I think, if she had called me woman. Are there any CD'ers out there, NOT wanting to be called girls? If so, I'll put you on a special list. For the rest of us; aren't the female pronouns (she and her) just wonderful to hear in referring to you. I bet my girl friend, Gwen, likes my referral to her.

I have never been into S/M, but I'm beginning to be suspicious of myself. Once a week I insist my wife use the Braun Silk-Epil on my back. I'm sure it is worse than any torture I've read in the S/M stories on the net. I think the hairs on my back must have roots down to my toes. No where else, does it hurt soooo much. My wife sits on the backs of my legs, holding me helpless, with my face into the mass of extracted hairs on the bed; and chuckles every time I flinch. I beginning to to think she likes that gizmo toooo much.

She laid out my clothes the other morning, including a pair of satiny thongs for me. I put them on and noticed they were tighter than usual, but put it off as some nasty weight gain on my part. Every time during the work day that I had to download coffee, again I noticed the snuggishness of the thongs. Well finally, after coming home and beginning to change clothes; I pulled them off and read the tag. SMALL. The thongs were hers. Just what; is she really trying to do to me? Make my voice higher? I mentioned this to her and she says she's not trying to do anything - to Barbie. Should I start worrying? I must admit that the idea of her most intimate apparel with my most intimate parts is a comfort; even if I should need to worry.

But I have other things to worry about. I haven't worn my press on nails in several months; because of the nuisance in removing the crazy glue residue for Mondays. I would always use the permanent glue to keep them from popping off. When I had my photo shoot this last weekend, I bought a new set. Imagine my feelings when the new ones didn't fit. Oh darn. My real nails were almost too long to cover. The press on nails were only about 1/32" longer than my nails; and had the same shape as mine. Oh no. I'm going to have to cut mine down to wear press on nails. I never thought this could happen. But; don't you just love bright nails on your fingers. They are the one part of a girl's make up; a girl can see without a mirror. Of course the length of the nails doesn't permit curling the fingers like a boy would; so to look at the nails a girl must hold her hand out with the fingers widely spread. And if you have short natural nails; the longer press on nails effect everything you use your hands for. They force you to be more delicate and gracious. I'm finding that the longer length of my natural nails helps the rubber cement stickies hold the nails and they don't pop off now. I've taken a small plastic box (about 3" on a side) inserted Styrofoam and carved holes to hold each nail in place when I take them off. This way they don't all get stuck together; and have to be sorted out every time I go to put them on.

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Hair Removal Products

In my quest for the perfect hair removal product, I have tried some different ones. I thought I would mention my results so far.

1. The Epil Silk. Works fine the hair doesn't grow out for a week and feels softer when it does, since it is a fresh hair not a sliced off shaft. The pain is acceptable on my legs, but is horrible on my back. The main problem is hairs can somehow work their way into the motor unit, clogging the pinion drive gear and halting operation by stripping the teeth off the gear. The first time the company promptly sent a replacement, but the second time around I am still waiting.

2. In the interm I have used Nair, not nearly as bad as when I first used it 30+ years ago. It is sort of fun to apply the lotion wait and then see the pesky hair wash off. But since it is only surface application the hair springs back quicker than the Epil Silk. But since the hair still isn't sliced off the hairs do not have the bristle feeling of shaving.

3. Silkese mail order depilatory. They claim 2 year supply and roll on applicator. Sounded good so I ordered some with their money back guarantee. I hope the money back is better than their product. Two year supply is 2 100ml containers (about 3.4 ounces each). Typical large Nair bottle is 7 3/4 ounces. The roll on works great if my skin was flat and hard as wood, but still I try to keep it soft and curvy the roll on didn't work well. The stuff didn't work well either. After application and waiting and showering, I had to repeat the process with Nair to get rid of the hair. But to their credit their delivery is as slow as the ad says 4-6 weeks. Do not waste money on this stuff.

Email: barbielanai@hotmail.com

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