Lesbian Limerlick

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Excessive

There once was a gyrrl who drank beer.

Who became excessively queer.

She'd grab all the gyrrls..

And tickle their curls.

They'd cry and not shed a tear.

Butch/Femme

There once was a gyrrl who liked femmes.

She kill scary bugs for them.

She fix their cars.

And take them to bars.

And they'd leave her for other femmes.

THE FOLLOWING ARE BASED ON PEOPLES NICKS USED AT THE SAPPHO CHAT LINE AT QWORLD

B-Bit

There once was a gyrrl named B-Bit

Who threw a humorous fit.

She spoke in computer

Til no one could suit her.

The all she could do was .come.

Kew

There once was a gyrrl named Kew.

Who had such long tits...what could I do.

So I grabbed one this way

And the other one that way

Now I have lots to do.

Sandy

There once was a gyrrl named Sandy

Who all the gyrrls thought was Dandy

She was good in bed

And smart in the head

And boy, did I like her candy.

Gypsy

There once was a gyrrl named Gypsy.

Who drank and often got tipsy.

Then she'd grab all the gyrrls.

And play with their curls.

And feel them just to be risky.

Moonwolf

Once night the Moonwolf began to howl.

We thought something had gone a fowl.

She circled around touchin all the wimmen.

Soon those around thought she was a sinnen.

Then she went in the back and drank from the bowl.

SORRY FOR THE TEMPORARY INSANITY!!!!

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