The  CLOSET

...like all my old underwear...

...Geocities gives me more space than I have in my real closet...

By the way,  If you see a strange man in my closet...
that's just my friend Gary  -  he likes to rumage through my things.

Yes,  I have a strange habit of hording unusual things.  Most people collect the regular stuff... stamps, coins, dust...

I happen to have a loving for much more interesting goods...

This week's Closet Top 10
 

1.     parent's don't know all 3 of their prized sons are gay

2.     they call me Mr. Fetish at work

3.     born in a remote Saskatchewan town - no one lives there by choice!

4.     bad perm job during high school prevents me from showing graduation pictures

5.     I make funny noises with my throat

6.     I  pee  in the shower

7.    don't like needles

8.     still get zits - some of them real squirters

9.     my stomach makes noises before, during, and after eating

10.     failed computers 101

11.  I am still a virgin !!!!   HeeHeeHee

Go back to the  livingroom  for tea