HAL 2000


...the world is getting smaller and smaller...


or is it bigger and bigger?

Hal 2000

My newest hobby ( work? ) is COMPUTERS.

The one thing that really amazes me is how prices keep going down while performance keeps going up !

This never happens to anything else in the world !
 

Newest Addictions


 

Top 10 signs that I'm becoming a computer geek

( just like everybody else )

1.      made this page

2.     check my e-mail more than once a day

3.     know what IBM stands for

4.     I know how HAL got his name

5.     have a virtual answering machine

6.     I get jealous when somebody else gets more RAM

7.     I like watching Star Trek

8.     have had deep discussions about Windows 95

9.     learned how to type with more than 2 fingers

10.     drool over new hardware like a pavlovian dog
 
 

 Computer Sex?

Think about it!

"RAM"

"hard-drive"

"soft-ware / hard-ware"

"inter-face"

"input / output"

"load"

"down-load / up-load"

"virus protection"

"surge protection"

"mega-byte"

"server"

"master / slave"

"joystick"
 

Back to the Garage
 

Back to the Living Room
 


 
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