The  Essential  PINGMASTER

Who is the Pingmaster ?

((((((( ((( The Pingmaster's new tattoo ))) )))))))

Blue

Passion

LOVE

Glen Larson / Far Side,  Calvin & Hobbes,  The Simpsons

sleep,  duvets,  FM radio,  books with pictures,  remote controls

Crew cuts,  ball caps,  jeans,  T-shirts,  boots

Guys in shorts,  tans,  simplicity,  humour,  boyishness

Stainless steel,  silver,  army surplus,  rubber,  leather

Summer,  shopping,  holidays,  eating out

Clocks / watches,  telephones,  fans,  flashlights

Sporty economy cars
 

The Pingmaster's bird - Pez
 

The Pingmaster's Goldfish

Long hair,  attitude,  hypocrites,  gossip kings / queens

Cigarettes,  bad breath

Big dogs,  poodles,  whiny / giggly girls

 Evangelism

Limousines,  taxi drivers,  parking meters,  getting ripped off

Locked doors  ( when they should be open )

Things that don't work

Traffic

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