The DIVE LOCKER
...there's nothing quite like strapping 70 pounds of rubber and metal to yourself and jumping into the endless abyss...
10 Reasons for going DOWN...DOWN...DOWN
1.
pretty fishies
2. pretty guys watching the pretty fishies
3. pretty macho
4. get to stick
pretty 
stickers to your car
5. get to wear rubber
6. get to blow bubbles
7. get to be legally "narced"
8. "divers do it deeper"
9. things look 25% larger and closer underwater
10. you get to suck on something
Diving
Ping-isms
If you fart in a dry suit, you save it for later.
Urinating in a wet suit is referred to as "peeter heater"
Any diver that says they've never pee'd in their wetsuits is a LIAR or doesn't dive.
Everyone looks the same underwater.
Water temperature can be gauged with
a penis.
View Underwater Photos from my Dive trip to Quebec
Here's my dream guy all
decked out in rubber....
Here's a picture of my best bud - Dan -
underwater... isn't he cute?
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