FREE TIME?

Nope. They fill all my moments. When not in therapy, gym or ... 'field work', I must watch fashion tv, cable Playboy or do web research. Research? Well, yea. I have to find at least one new HOT cd site every day and then write an essay about why it turns me on! It's awful. Can you imagine how much I hate that? And ...and some of those sites are worse than others. They just reek of femmy things, or worse, they actually put their himoines in some sort of jeapardy. Like... well...

One of the VERY worst is what happens to Elayne Beneford in a wretched collection of just ghastly moments. Creepy stuff. Or there's Pretty Sissy Dani's website where this writer tells torrid stories. Worse yet, the writing's very good! And I don't know if any of you ever looked at Sissy Chrissie's pages. I mean they are crammed full of mesmerizing stuff than almost any other place I've ever seen. Oh yea, and I just discovered BrashFlash.... Whoa! SweetBoys paraded.

OH don't even look at the torments of Gwen Lavyril this person has too much talent, and the site's always growing. And ... and.. I found some astonishing beauties. Yea, guys... at least they claim they're guys that look the way Shandi Pansy wants me to eventually look . This is the stuff of nightmares to a hetro guy like me....

For example, Alexus is like... like... well little boys spend their nights dreaming of babes like Alexus or of Linda, Stacy or the very moist Suzi! And it doesn't stop there! Noooo. For example I am terrified that Shandi Pansy will actually study people like: Shavonna, Eva Fruitee', or Tanya's Temple! It's a nightmare.

And then there are the places where they write stories and just have too darned many ideas about how a man can be humiliated in girl's clothes. The worst of all is an incredible site called Sierra's Fictionmania. It... it's just too much to comprehend. Ohhhh.. I hope the staff at Pansy Pond doesn't take directions from there. Or from the enormous collection of girlie things at Petticoat Pond! Or from the awfully naughty sites like Sabina's, Barbie Satin's, or ... or....

And I'll tell you about more. So you come back here to find out what sites a man should stay away from. Since they make me look at them, I'll keep you posted and I'll do it with some terrifying rings as well. Yes, I'll certainly find some rings that haunt...But that will be later.... Only not later enough.

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