A webpage devoted to the teachings and proverbs of the genius Martin Elstone jr....


the following are teachings and proverbs as recorded by his minions, thugs, and all around toadies...





All sayings are by the great Martin himself:


Martin on women getting involved with himself in a relationship- "Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's lookin for a fall right on her ass!"


Martin on everything else- "Everything else you need to know can be found in the Star Wars trilogy through the wise teachings of Ben Kenobi, and Yoda."

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