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| What if you shopped for a man in the same way that you would buy a car, what options would you order? You would carefully go through the list of available options and pick the ones you would like. More than likely you would think of a few things you would like to have that the manufacturer does not even offer, those unimaginative folks just can't seem to get it together sometimes. Some options would not be available unless you ordered something else you didn't really want, or you might find that the option you wanted isn't available with another option that you also wanted. It is a tough choice ordering a new car. But wait a minute, we can't order a new dude to cruise around in style with, we're shopping the used market here. So we're looking for something with a few miles on it, but hopefully not broken down or worn out. More than likely it is impossible to find the exact features you are looking for when shopping in the used market, so we have to look at and evaluate what's available out there. Here are a few things that I would like to find when doing a walk-a-round and licking the tires. Keep in mind, I doubt there is a perfect match in existence, so one must be flexible when shopping used. (This is a work in progress.... Although my desire is very serious, the presentation is intended to be humorous.) |
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Chassis Length: Somewhere between oh, let's say 5'-11" and 6'-6" Curb Weight: Appropriate to Length Style: GTO LX (Fit, but not beefcake, a bean pole, and definately not a bear)
Exterior: Exterior Finish: Smooth (or mostly) chest, back, butt, face, neck and chin. Nice evenly tanned with no tan lines. Hair: Long and luscious reaching from the top of his head flowing silkily downward to his butt. To make me want to come up behind him and hold him tight, kiss his neck and see what happens next. Hair Color: Blonde, Brunette, or Reddish. Headlights: (Eyes) Two heavenly spheres of which one could gaze into and get hopelessly lost while absorbing their warmth and beauty. Induction System: (Nose) Well proportioned, dual channel air intake system. (Mouth) Two supple lips for passionate kissing with such intensity that it would take my breath away. (Tongue) Agile and energetic. Rear Bumper: A nice smooth bubble-like butt with lots of spring in it. Handles: (Nipples) Large nipples approximately 3/8" at their base. Pierced with interesting accessories attached. Power Antenna: (Dick) (Okay, I'm really not a size queen, how it's used really is more important, rather than size, but this is my fantasy, so...) A grower maybe seven to eight inches long and five to seven inches in circumference. Upholstery: This model would look stylish in any combination of these easily replaceable upholstery groups: his birthday suit, barefoot, sandals, moccasins, boots, leather, shiny PVC, latex, tight jeans, ripped jeans, chaps, shorts, bikinis, t-backs, tank tops. Should look sporty in blacks and reds.
Standard Equipment Group: Sense of humor, imagination, creativity, passion, and diverse and stimulating conversation.
Performance Packages: Passion: This model should be very passionate. He should love touching, caressing, holding, kissing, frottage, oral and anal stimulation and intimacy. Romance: This model would enjoy barefoot walks on the beach, candle light dinners and enjoy romantic destinations such as Paris, France. Versatility: This model would enjoy either role, as well as enjoy Kama Sutra. Endurance: This model has more than sufficient power and energy to perform until both parties are totally fulfilled. Spontaneity: There is nothing like the thrill of the unexpected, and he would enjoy both receiving and giving a surprise moment of intimate contact. Travel: There are all sorts of interesting and romantic destinations in the world that I would love to share with that special someone. |
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