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Making everybody happy all the time since 1971 |
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'Tis a sad life I lead. These are the inner workings... Or at least as many of the inner workings as I could afford to share on Geocities... Aren't you the lucky ones?
You may come to the conclusion that I am indeed as lame as I claim to be if you choose to stick around and waste some time here.
But if you take one look at the pop-culture nightmare that is Sarah's Lame Website and decide it's not worth your time, I'll understand. But I can't promise it won't hurt my feelings. I'm a very gentle soul.
Fuck you, clown.
Wow, I love the internet!
Where else can you find lamers like myself writing about absolute garbage that nobody cares about?
Oh, that's easy, Denny's of course. |
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HEY KIDS!!! Now Sarah's Lame Webpage is super- charged by Seanbaby's armpit! YAAAYYYY!!! |
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I Last manipulated this member on:
12-01-03
Thought of the day:
if i had a life i'd probably just break it...
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| NEW AND IMPROVED FOR HER PLEASURE! |
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Why am I even bothering? This may as well be a page about pork rinds and sex, it's not like anybody's reading this shit!
I'm changing the title to "Hot Pork Rind Sex"... |
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| PONDERINGS & ETC |
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Page #2:
Escher
Dali
Merriam |
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Page #1:
John U.Abrahamson
Olivia
Sorayama
Vargas
Parkes
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ART FOR YOUR HAMPSTER |
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Page #3:
Ingres
Gericault |
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Why even ask when you know I don't take you seriously? |
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| AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE?! |
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... this is just some stuff I didn't know what to do with, not a page dedicated to feces...
There are plenty of those on the net as is. |
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| WALL OF CRAP |
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You think it's easy being me? All this bitter sarcasim has it's price. I don't understand the great and mysterious workings, but these are some of their fruits... |
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| LETTERS FROM THE LAME |
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You see 'em every where you go, these are no exception. In fact, if you choose not to check out my links I'll understand, but you'll be missing out on the reasons this site doesn't completely suck -
I'm fooling myself, aren't I? |
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| LINKS I WOULDN'T SHOW YOUR MOTHER |
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Any and all questions, coments, nasty bad feelings and bloody snot tissues should go here . . . |
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SIGN THIS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU |
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Or you could just e-mail me and tell me off like you know you wanna. Chicken. |
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Need a banner to use for a link to my pathetic bundle of babblings and vauge stupidity?
Well here you go.
Hey, who's it gonna hurt? |
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This site has been given the "Bad Mother F*cker" award.
Why? because I just made it up.
And who wouldn't want Shaft's approval? |
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