Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! (you MUST read them out loud) --------------------------------------------------------------- ENGLISH CHINESE This is a tow away zone. No Pah King Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka That's not right. Sum Ting Wong. Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me ASAP! Kum Hia Nao! Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift. Chin Tu Fat Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao? I think she's trying to get your attention. Wai Xi Po King Yu? The desserts at this party are delcious! Yum Mi Pai! My bar tab is too expensive. Hu Bai Ying? It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim? Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu What is wrong with you? Yu Suk Yu Dum Ho I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching? You're late. Wei Ting Fo Yu, Ah So. I told you so. Mei Bi Nao Yu Si Wai. I heard her in the shower. Xi Xing Lai Kat Fai Ting I think that guy is checking you out. Gai Wan Yu Bu Ti Great! Fa Kin Su Pa!