Butch
Sung to the tune of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks,
Parody by Steph825@aol.com and everyone else at Gate Hill.
I hate the straight today
They don't understand the people that are
gay
Try to tell you
But you look at me like maybe I'm still girly
underneath
Feminine and sweet
Yesterday you cried
You must have been so
scared to see my lesbo side
Can you understand why I'd be so confused
I
have penis envy too
I'm a little bit of every sex
All rolled into
one
*Chorus*
I'm a butch
I'm a dyke
It is women that I
like
I'm more gay then I'm straight
And I like to masturbate
Not a king
or a queen
I'm somewhere in between
You know you wouldn't wanna do me
anyway
So take me as I am
This may mean I can't screw you if you're a
man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And you're just
about to scream
Tomorrow I'll be straight
But for now I'll fuck a
queer
*Chorus*
I'm a butch
I'm a dyke
My partner's name is
Spike
When my bike is in the shop
Spike and I go finger pop
Not a king
or a queen
I'm somewhere in between
You know you wouldn't wanna do me
anyway
Just when you think
You got me in your pants
My tastes are
already changing
I think it's cool
I do who I do
And don't try to
change me
*Chorus*
I'm a butch
I'm a dyke
It is women that I
like
I'm more gay than I'm straight
And I like to masturbate
Not a king
or a queen
I'm somewhere in between
You know you wouldn't wanna do me
anyway
I'm a butch
I'm a dyke
I'm a goddess on my bike
When
you're hard
When you suffer
I'm your Ru Paul undercover
All mixed
up
Can't decide
Now it's people not alive
Because they really don't
complain much anyway.
Ok so it's slightly
dodgy.... but it made me giggle... any complaints msg the author, not me :P...
Come home, baby,
come home...