Sit on my face...

Yes, I'm a python fan... *g* Included here are some of my fav lyrics (mainly cos I can't be bothered typing all of them up or nicking them from other people's sites...)

Sit on my face

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you
I love you too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away...

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all kinds of places
And play til we're blown away.

Lumberjack song (The ultimate acceptance song)

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok
I sleep all night
And I work all day.

He's a lumberjack
And he's ok
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack
And he's ok
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on womens' clothing
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on womens' clothing
And hangs around in bars?

He's a lumberjack
And he's ok
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear pappa.

He cuts down trees
He wears high heels?
Suspenders... and a bra?

...He's a lumberjack
And he's O K A Y
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

...He's a lumberjack
And he's O K A Y
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

The Penis song...
(Always a great song to sing on a date, to a dyke, Robert. lol )

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy
or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed
trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend.
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

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