Exactly. Who the hell are you???

1. Name: Heidi Lynnette Birkbeck
2. Nicknames: Iggy, Aides, Fox. 
3. Parents names: Wendie and John
4. Number of candles that last appeared on your birthday cake? 19 (not that I eat cake)
5. Date that you regularly blow them out: 12 August
6. Pets: the monsters under my bed ;P
7. Height: about 5'8...ish...
8. Eye colour: Blue with amber flecks in them
9. Hair colour: Blonde-ish 
10. Piercing: Ears, nipple (but I took it out).
11. Tattoos: On my right hip bone
12: Best friends: Ben, Athena, Julia, Steve, Bec and Holly, Joe, MillionaireGirl (you look after my sheepy sheep!)... 
13. Birthplace: Brisbane
14. Hometown: Brisbane. (boy this girl gets around :P) 
15. Have you: Lambada'd: No, but I did a belly dancing class once.
16. Been in love before? oh yeah. Lotsa times. 
17. Been to Africa? Not yet.
18. Been toilet-papering? Ditto.
19. Been drunk? Yes. Running around Options with my pants undone lol... Never again will I play 'Never Ever' with 3 bottles of passion pop.... oooooooh evil stuff....
20. Been toilet-papered? No.... I had a deprived childhood.
21. Liked someone so much it made you cry? yeah. *sniff*
22. Been in a car crash? I've been run over by a ute and a boat on a trailer. Does that count??
23. You prefer: Croutons or Bacon Bits? Croutons in pumpkin soup :)
24. JJJ or commercial? JJJ has gone a bit dodgy lately, so I'm incredibly ashamed to admit I've been listening to B105.... omigod....  Switch FM rock ;)
25. Sprite or 7 up: Can't drink lemonade. Reminds me too much of vomit....
26. Chocolate or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate :) or ginger ice cream mmmmmm Cold Rock....
27. Blanket or stuffed Animal: I had like 16 000 stuffed animals when I was little, but I also had my 'rug' which this nurse from my mum's work crocheted me when I broke my leg.
28. Dumper or Dumpee: Dumper... waaaay too many times.
29. Salad Dressing:  Thousand Island Dressing on those potato skins you can get at Sizzler....) wooohoo !! I thought I was the only dodgy person who did that !!
30. Fav Number: Don't have one.
31. How come? *shrug* Never really thought I needed one.
32. Fraggle : Red :) cos she's so bouncy... but I like Mokey also... and Goober... 
33. 80's song : Love Cats, My Sharona, Blister in the Sun, 500 Miles... altho I'm not exactly sure if they all *are* 80's songs ... lol. Tainted Love, Wake me up before you go (that Wham! song that starts off with Jitterbug), Oh Mickey you're so fine....  (Toni Basil all the way baby !)
34. Place to be kissed: lol neck :) 
35. Movie: see here
36. Quote from a movie: hmmmm 'Anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love is a waste of my time.'
37.Favourite holiday: People's Day for the ekka cos it's usually near my birthday :)
38. Foods: chocolate, condensed milk. pumpkin risotto @ Eve's.
39. Day of the Week: Friday. No work, can go shopping / out / do uni work and I love that Friday feeling... :)
40. Song at the moment: You are alive (Fragma)... also Di(l)do's 'Don't think of me'
41. TV show: I haven't watched TV in yonks.  But I liked the Vicar of Dibley.
42. Word or Phrase: chups *grin*
43. Actress: Angelina Jolie and Winona Ryder *drool*
44. Restaurant: Garuva, and then 2 Faces of Eve.
45. Flowers: Purple Irises. Don't mind tulips either.
46. Least favourite vegetable: Brussel sprouts or brocoli...
47. Alcoholic Drink: Bourbon and coke, cos I realised that gin makes me psycho. Or cock sucking cowboys ;)
48. Sport to watch: swimming... or else gymnastics.. don't mind a bit of lawn-bowling action either :)
49. Type of ice: Whole cubes. What kind of questions are these???
50. Zoo Exhibit: Penguins, spider monkeys.
51. Sesame Street Character: Elmo. Because of his inability to talk in the first person :) And Cookie Monster.  Grover always shat me, I used to like Snuffy, but it was much more fun when no one believed he existed ! And I used to like Maria :) and Grungetta was kinda cool :) 
52. Disney/Warner bros character: - Piglet, Tigger and Pooh.  
53. Favourite clubs: Birdcage, Departure Lounge. The Imperial Hotel @ Erskinville.
54. When was your last hospital visit? When I was like 3.
55. Favourite drink? Creaming soda or ginger beer.
56. What colour is your bedroom's carpet? Creamy colour, but I didn't choose it.
57. What was the name of your childhood blanket? Rug.
58. How many times did you fail your drivers license and/or permit test?
*blush* it took me 3 goes to get my learner's.
59. What 3 things would you grab from your house if it was on fire? My wallet, my rug, and my (fake)fur coat.
60. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? Japan or insane.
61. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? /me looks innocent.
62. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? I'd cheat and choose 3 : JB Hi-fi, City Beach and Sogo !!!!! of course, I'd have to get to Japan first... :)
63. What do you do most often when you are bored? Chat, write stuff, read... psycho-analyse myself...
64. What word or phrases do you overuse: sitch.  funky.  dodgy.  spunky swagger.  Japanese lesbians. I don't know (in a really whingey tone) chups
65. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away from you? umm it'd have to be Doozer in Melbourne.
66. Most annoying things are: Stupid women who hate feminists.  Stupid women full stop.  Being asked what lesbians do in bed.   Green-eyed monsters.
67. Best thing: Love ! and curling up in someone's arms and feeling totally @ peace.
68. Bedtime: ummm usually 9-10 ish.. depends if I have work the next day or not....
69. Describe yourself in 3 words : gsoh wltm supersexybutchdyke... does that count?? No?? Ok, the 3 f's... funny, funky and totally fuckable :P
70. Meaning of life : Monty Python ! Life is meant for love and laughter, for fun, for living, for sucking the marrow out of ! For dancing, prancing, romancing. For sharing with friends.  For relishing, savouring every mouthful, every sensation, every heartbeat.  I hate to sound clichéd, but only boring ppl get bored.  There's nuffin better than sitting down with your mates and gossing... be it after work or on a Saturday night with a couple of bottles of passion pop.... woohooo.... And wtf is with 42??? Come on Douglas, explain yourself :P

Oh yeah, I joined a gym too !!!! lol

Go on then, off to the pub with ya mates !
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