heya, heya, heya --
step right up-a!
buy a brand new lease today
on life and living every day.

bionicize yourself, right now!
step right up, i'll show you how.
it's very easy, don't you see?
just count like this-a, one, two, three.

like steve and jamie, you'll be tough
and you will have some real neat stuff:
bionic butts -- and bosoms, too!
bionic facts of life -- da-doo.

your brains will be computerized,
your bodies compartmentalized
and circuit wizardry will be done.
oh, won't we have a lot of fun!

you'll be our heroes in a pinch.
your deeds accomplished like a cinch
and in our hearts, you'll be divine
(though our control be clandestine).

oh-- and you'll need not fear death
for we'll install forever-breath.
immortal life is yours to take.
it's just the icing on the cake.

you'll have fortune, you'll have fame.
what matter that you play our game?
such silly things need not concern.
just concentrate on what you'll earn!

heya, heya, come and see
what we can build so perfectly.
watch him talk and watch her sleep
and watch us make them peep, peep, peep!

© Chris Frazer, 1978

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