1. You can have your own slumber parties.
2. If you insists he wears skirts, it's easy access.
3. He always envies you because he would rather be wearing what
you are wearing.
4. You can have a girlfriend as well as a boyfriend who doesn't
mind waiting while you take your time shopping.
5. You can double your wardrobe if he's the same size as you.
6. You never have to worry about him cheating on you with
another woman. He IS the other woman!!
7. You always have a girlfriend to go shopping and have lunch
with.
8. He'll NEVER object to being your clothes dummy and wearing
a dress while you hem it.
9. While shopping, you can test a new shade of nail polish on him
and he doesn't complain or ask to see a matching lipstick.
10. He'll rarely have that scratchy five o'clock shadow.
11. He'll never ask you to have a threesome with another woman
as long as he can wear the lingerie.
12. He will be sympathetic about your excess body hair.
13. He won't tear your lingerie when removing it from you.
14. He won't mind waiting on you or your girlfriends, and he
won't forget to curtsey.
15. If you need a slip for that new dress you bought, he happens
to have the perfect one, and lets you borrow it.
16. You can switch off wearing the high heels while on a long
shopping spree.
17. A man in a dress makes a good cook.
18. He loves to smell perfume and will give you an honest opinion
19. You can test a new shade of lipstick on him.
20. If you purchase something for your home, it will never be too
feminine.
21. At least the toilet seat will be down.
22. He is a lot easier to buy gifts for.
23. He knows just the right way to make love, takes his time and
knows what makes you tick! (Now THAT, would be a miracle).
24. He will understand much better, that the best thing a woman
can have when she feels down, is a new outfit.
25. If he buys you new clothes, you know he sizes them right.
26. You can take him to the hair salon with you, and he will sit
quietly while you both get your hair done, and he will never
complain. In fact he will thank you.
27. The only time he will ever care if you wear curlers to bed is if
he has to wear the oversized curlers.
28. He understands why you don't necessarily care for spending 8
hours a day in pantyhose and high heels.
29. Never complains about leaving delicate underwear and
stockings out to dry.
30. You have a girlfriend who doesn't get PMS.
31. You not only have a girlfriend to shop with you, but he will
pay the bill as well.
32. He knows how to handle delicates when he does the laundry.
33. Satin and velvet are more snugly than denim and wood.
34. He understands the need for quality cosmetics.
35. You have even more excuses to go shopping, and he will
carry the packages.
36. You can borrow his jewelry, clothes and makeup.
37. He understands why you go through so many pairs of
stockings.
38. He no longer expects you to get ready for a night on the
town in 15 minutes or less.
39. The world needs more feminists in bras and lipstick.
40. You can take the Cosmo quizzes together.
41. You can ask him how and outfit looks, and get an intelligent
response.
42. His new friends don't spend all day drinking beer and
watching football.
43. He knows to walk slow when you're wearing heels.
44. If he says, "Hon, you look nice," you know he really means it.
45. He can spot makeup smudges better than any other guy.
46. He's like having a live in cosmetologist.
47. He loves to go shopping with you and watch you try on
clothes.
48. He knows how to treat a lady with care and respect.
49. He's a girlfriend that will stick around, won't flake out on you
or stab you in the back.
50. He loves to dress up and have long chat sessions.
51. You can have a threesome without adding another partner.
52. If you've ever felt dominant or BI-curious you can experiment
a little.
53. You know one of you will always have a tissue with you when
you need it.
54. You can dress him up in a French Maid's uniform and you have
a house cleaner for the day.
55. Instead of Tupperware parties, you can now host in-home
lingerie parties for your girlfriends, with your own model.