| We would like to approach the problem many people have with homosexuals not living up to God's wish that we "Go forth and multiply." Homosexuals cannot reproduce, they say. Or won't. |
| This is shamelessly false. First of all, not everybody believes in God, nor that he is worried about making more babies even if he does exist. There are already so many babies in the world that one could die every ten seconds for the next ten thousand years, and there would be more babies at the end than there was at the be-ginning. If there is one thing humans know how to do, it's reproduce. If there is one thing the world doesn't need, it's more babies. We already have so many babies that literally millions are starving to death every year because we cannot feed them. So, the question is: If God is so smart, why did he issue a decree thousands of years ago for the human race to reproduce itself to the point of annihilation? Why didn't God make this a sunset law, it will be in effect for five thousand years, then you can forget it. It becomes obvious this is not God talking. It's people. The people who wrote the bible. Is it any wonder God makes so many dumb laws? I think not. |
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Next the crap about homosexuals do not, or will not, reproduce. This is
pure bull shit. The only requirement for the ability to have sex with a
woman, or girl, is the ability to get a hard on. The only requirement for
making babies is the ability to ejaculate healthy semen. Any homosexual
can get a hard on, and ejaculate, and does. So, almost all homosexuals do
have sex with members of the opposite sex, and most also have babies. If
we wanted to get really technical about it, we could say all married men
are homosexual. The reason a man is attracted to a woman is because he
wants to be a woman. This is basic psychology: We love that which we wish
to become. We have written about this extensively elsewhere, so there is
no point in going into it again. So-called straight men are attracted to
women because they want to be women, almost all homosexual men are
attracted to women because they want to be women. We assume this same
line of thinking also applies to the female of the species , but since we
are not women, we cannot speak for them. So here we have two men with the
same orientation. They are going in opposite direction but for the same
reason.
So, really, there isn't a helluva lot of difference between gays and straights. But now let's get to the point of this narrative. Why do some males turn to gay sex while others turn to straight sex? |
| There are many answers to this question – in fact, there are as many answers as there are people. So the best we can do is approach each contributing fact one at a time, in hopes is might shed a little light on the subject. One of the factors might be, although we dare not say how much of a contributing factor it is, is the ability to get a hard on – quickly. Some men can get a hard on instantly. For no reason whatsoever, apparently. I once knew a chap who claimed he ejaculated every time a woman walked into the store in which we worked. I scoffed at him and said he could prove it. And he did. The next time a woman walked into the store, he whispered to me, "I just did it." We were behind the counter so he pulled it out an showed me. It was indeed hard as a rock and it was wet. He had in fact ejaculated at the mere sight of a woman. Another chap walked into my office and some how the conversation turn to pornography. I asked him if he had any dirty pictures. He immediately had a giant erection, and kept it on for the rest of the interview, some two hours. |
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We often hear women complaining about sexual harassment. If a woman can
walk into a room and make a man or boy become excited, or if he can merely
look at the long hair, or the red lips and become sexually excited, is this
not the ultimate sexual harassment? I once met this boy who would become
sexually excited when his own mother walked into the room. What did this
boy do when his mother took him into her arms and hugged him? Or any
little boy, for that matter. The mother is so busy loving the kid that
she never notices he has a hard on that would choke a horse. Boys are not
immune to the sexiness of their mothers. I have had many boys confess to
me that they wanted to poke their moms. I asked on boy why, and he said
because she was a fox. If a woman dresses herself up and makes herself up
to be attractive, she should also be aware she is also attractive to her
own male children.
This is sexual harassment. Having to live in the same house for 18 years with a woman who gives you a hard on every time you see her. Or smell her. Or touch her. Or hear her. This is not being horny. This is just simply be the proud owner of a penis that has a mind of its own – a penis that gets hard instantly and without, seemingly, a good reason. |
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Other men have a little more trouble getting a hard on. I have seem many
men who had to do a little coaxing. They would have to fondle themselves,
or tickle it, or rub it or stroke it to get it hard, but once it stood up,
everything was fine. This type of man might have a little trouble getting
it hard, at the mere sight of a woman.
And he might mistake this inability for having a tendency toward homosexuality. |
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The fear of being called a queer can also cause a man to not function
properly. When I was a kid, I had a tremendous fear of not being able to
get it up with a girl. And the fear that the girl would call me queer.
Guess what. I couldn't get it up with a girl. Why? Because I was afraid I couldn't get it up! And that the girl would call me queer? Only one girl ever called me queer, and I seriously doubt she knew what the word mean. A self fulfilling prophesy. |
| The only reason I could not become erect was mental. I was not homosexual, I just had a slow dick. Not all men can get it up at the drop of a hat. |
| And not all homosexuals have a slow dick. Many have the same ability to get it up instantly just as any other man. I call this a quick dick. The slightest thought of sex will cause it to come up, and stay up as long as the subject wants it to stay up. These men have no trouble whatsoever screwing a woman and making a baby. |
| The popularity of the erectile medication Viagra proves that there are millions of men who have trouble getting it hard. And I know for a fact that not all men who take Viagra really need it. They take the pill only to show off and to prove to the world that they are real men. Almost all women prattle about wanting a real man. Yet the truth is, almost none know exactly what a real man is. And most wouldn't recognize a real man if they met one. As a after of fact, I have been studying this subject for sixty years and I am not sure I know. I suspect a real man is like an intelligent man, the definition of anyone we like. If a broad likes her man she proclaims him to be a real man. (Fact is, he is probably a closet fag as nellie as Richard Simmons with a 2" rod) If we meet a man we really like (or anyone else) we say that man (or person) is highly intelligent. As if any of us were in a position to judge. I once knew a grossly retarded girl who proclaimed her boyfriend to be highly intelligent. I wondered how she knew. |
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The thrust of this article is for young people not to become too upset if
their weenie doesn't stand up as quickly as that of their buddies, and not
to come unglued if some bitch says you are not a real man, or that you are
queer. (Face it, anyone who calls a young man a queer is a bitch.) This
is just another tool low-class females use to put men down. No woman
with any class at all would resort to such verbal cannonade.
Chances are they are as dumb as you are about the subject . Maybe even
dumber. Just remember, all that glitters is not gold. Two men were
showering in the dressing room of the country club after a round of golf.
One of the men ogled the size of the other guy's rod and complimented him
on it's immense size. He had a pitiful little dick the size of a
12-year-old.
"Will yours get hard?" Asked the big-dicked man. "Like a rock," said the little-dicked man. "Would you like to trade it for one that looks good in the shower?" It seems it is better to have the dick of a 12-year-old-boy that works than an elephant's dick that doesn't. All that glitters is not gold. |
Harley Sanders |