There are over 50,000 hospitals in this country whose sole purpose is to cure those infected with religion. They are called mental hospitals.
There are none devoted to the cure of homosexuality. Sex is dirty. Save it for someone you love. Bumper sticker:
I tried to give up sex but it was too hard.

Sign on a garbage truck:
You toucha my truck I breaka you face. We are not here to tell youth what is wrong with them, but what is right with them. People who claim they have been abducted and raped by aliens from outer space should consider this: if there are any alien life forms out there (and I have no doubt there is) would they traverse hundreds of billions of light years to come to this insignificant little planet just to get a piece of ass?

Talk show hostess relating how a researcher has found that men who have sex several times a week live long than men who only have sex once a month. She asked the scientist if the man needed to have a partner to which she had gotten an answer. No, its not the sex that counts, but the orgasm. "In which case," she noted. "My teenage son should live forever." World class chef demonstrating an extra fancy pizza. "First, you roll out five ounces of dough. I'm not going to spin it because I don't know how."
Is that being honest, or what? Ultimately noting matters. - Napoleon Hill

There are countless priests who have sex with boys. All I can say is that if is good enough for Catholic Priests, its good enough for me.
-Oscar Wilde

Girls who wait until they are 18 to have sex, usually can't have sex. This is true for boys also. Fortunately, most boys can't to wait 18 years before they get it on with somebody. Anybody. Anything. Men marry women because they want to be women. Homosexuals go for men because they want to be women. Two peas in the same pod. It's a psychological fact we love that which we wish to become. Want proof? Ask any psychiatrist. Question: Why on earth would anyone want to clone a human being?
Any retard can do it without all that fancy laboratory equipment, and, any retard knows it's more fun than old fashioned way. Christians create something in their own minds, then react to it as if it were real.
This is the definition of insanity.
For this reason, all adherents to the religion are insane.
By the same token, all insane persons are so because of Christianity.
Isn't it ironic that the very ones that are insane, want to do all the "curing" of those they call "insane."
At the present time, their thrust is to "cure" homosexuals. Newlywed wife, after her first meal, "How did you like your dinner, dear?"
"The shrimp were delicious, darling. They would be even better if you peeled them." If you want to see how dumb the American public is, visit any movie theatre and watch the idiots applaud the screen.
Better still, watch some idiot smiling on the phone.

Thanks to the Christian Church, man is the only animal on earth that blushes. Come to think of it, he is the only one that needs to... One thing for which we can thank the Christian church, they have made us all ashamed of our own body parts.

All the problems in the world were/are created by organized religion. 98% of everything people believe is false. - Alfred Korzybsky
All the beliefs in the world aint worth a hatful of spit - Cowboy The map is not the territory.

The Church has made us all ashamed of our own body parts. They have even made it illegal to show our body parts to another human being. Thank you Father for making me only slightly more stupid than the dumbest ape. Do pedophiles become priests, or do priests become pedophiles?
If all pedophiles became priests, they would have the largest church in the world.

Blessings on thee, little man,
Barefoot boy with cheeks of tan,
How very sad you soon will be,
A horsefaced man just like me.
Beneath the spreading chestnut tree,
The village half-wit sat,
To amuse himself,
He abused himself,
And caught it in his hat.
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul. The moving finger writes,
And having writ,
No amount of piety nor wit,
Shall serve to erase one word of it. Every word ever spoken about God is a lie.

Anthropomorphic god? There is no other kind. One of the oldest and strongest of rules, Is that pride is the never failing vice of fools. He's as strong as a horse.
Yeh, and almost as smart. For a feeling man life is tragic,
For a thinking man life is comic. Reporter interviewing Billy Graham's wife of 60 years, "Have you ever thought about divorce?"
Billy Graham's wife, "No, but I have often though about murder."

Everybody is blaming president Clinton for all the problems in the world.
He is causing the stock market to collapse, the Russian economy to disintegrate, the Asian economy to go bust, the starvation in Africa, all this because our president can't keep his pants buttoned.
My question is, why is it so impossible for the American public to get to the bottom of any problem. The real problem is not the president having a libido. All red-blooded men have a sex drive. The problem is the Christian church making it "sinful." The Church has made the normal practice of flirting something to be abhorred, something awful, dreadful, horrid, abominable, wretched, "bad," and won't stop until it becomes a sin to be a man. They will next be campaigning to abort all boy births. If a boy is born, kill him. He might grow up to look at a woman he might even have sex. That's the way women, i.e., the Christian Church, think. They are one and the same. The church is made up of women and women make up the church. Men have been reaching out to women since time began. The Christian Church didn't stop until it denigrated sex and made it illegal according to the laws of the land. Now it is ready to crucify the President of the United States for being a normal man. So this Monica Lewinski tried out her presidential knee-pads in the White House. Big Deal! How many other women have tried out their knee-pads for the men they love? How man other men have enjoyed this same diversion? The number is myriad. And it will continue until the end of time. Get off the Presidents back. He is a perfectly normal man. Leave him alone!
Harley Sanders, Modesto, CA - U.S.A.

-Harley Sanders

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