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Researchers conclude that men who have sex twice a week live longer
This story broke in December of 1997, but was not carried in the Christian Science Monitor. A talk show host who shall remain nameless immediately asked the question, "Do they have to have a partner?" Then she answered her own question, "No, the experts said it was not the sex that caused the men to live longer, but the orgasm." In which case, she concluded, most teenage boys would probably live forever.
...Sometimes we journalists don't have much to write about....
