1. How old were you when you first suspected that you might be heterosexual? 2. Don't you at least wonder why you are heterosexual? 3. Don't you think it's possible that, when you were a child, you had an excessive sexual attraction to your opposite-sex parent, or an excessive fear of your same-sex parent? 4. Do you think that being heterosexual is something you choose, or something you can't do anything about? 5. Isn't it true that you were seduced and corrupted into heterosexuality by an older heterosexual when you were a child?! 6. What is it about people of the same sex that you're afraid of? Did you have a negative early homosexual experience that turned you away from homosexuality? 7. Does being heterosexual mean that you're sexually interested in every person of the opposite sex? 8. Isn't it possible that you're just "going through a phase," and that eventually you'll get over it and be gay like the rest of us? 9. Now, be honest--don't you think most heterosexuals could be homosexual if they really, really tried? Sure--all you need is to meet the right person of the same sex to get yourself unstraightened right out! 10. Why do you people have to be so blatent in your heterosexual behavior?! I mean, couldn't you just be a heterosexual and keep quiet about it, instead of flaunting your depravity in front of decent people?! (Now, don't get upset. Just remember--it's to help you that I'm hurting you, and you'll thank me for it later). 11. Crime statistics show that the overwhelming majority of sex crimes are committed by heterosexuals--particularly men. Do you really feel safe having children in your care taught or counseled by heterosexuals? 12. Why are there so few long-lasting heterosexual relationships? Don't misunderstand--I have nothing against heterosexuals--Why, some of my best friends are straight. . . .(But I certainly wouldn't want my sister to marry one!) --Dale Trolliver |